KAIO-WHAT?! ABC News FIRES Reporter! Is This Stronger Than a Super Saiyan?

A Reporter's Power Level...Is it Over 9000?

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard this crazy story about some news guy named Terry Moran. Apparently he used his words – not a Spirit Bomb unfortunately – to describe President Trump and some advisor guy Stephen Miller. He called them 'world class haters' on something called 'X'. Sounds like a Z fighter with a bad attitude! Anyway ABC News didn't like that one bit.

Goodbye Terry! You're Going to Another Dimension!

So ABC News gave Terry the ol' 'goodbye and good luck' treatment. They said his words were a 'clear violation' of their rules. Seriously? It's just like when I broke Bulma's stuff…only a LOT more serious. They said they need to be 'objective,' 'fair,' and 'professional.' Sounds like a job for Gohan he's always studying!

Lawsuit City! More Drama Than a Tournament of Power!

But wait there's more! Seems ABC News already paid a bunch of Zeni – I mean dollars – to Trump over some other stuff. This George Stephanopoulos guy said something bad about Trump and ABC had to cough up $15 million! Kaio what?! That’s enough to buy a whole bunch of senzu beans…and maybe a lifetime supply of food for me!

The Hate is Strong With This One!

Terry went on to say that Miller was full of 'bile' and that Trump was using hate to make himself feel important. Whew sounds like Frieza explaining his evil plans! Miller fired back saying news reporters are just radicals in disguise. And some other guy said ABC should apologize. What a mess! It's like a galactic tournament with everyone yelling at each other!

Objectivity? What's That? Can I Eat It?

I don't know about you guys but this objectivity stuff sounds hard. How can you be objective when someone is trying to destroy the planet…or just being really annoying like Vegeta? Maybe I should ask King Kai for some wisdom.

Until Next Time!

Well that's the news from my side. I gotta go train now. Gotta be ready for the next big bad guy whether it's on a battlefield or in a newsroom! See ya!