Is Qatar Tryna Trade Me for Air Force One? That's a Foul!

Qatar Gifting Planes Now? I Thought They Were All About Oil!

Alright folks MJ here. I heard about this Qatar deal – they're trying to give Trump a $400 million jet to be the new Air Force One? Seriously? That's like offering me a golf cart when I need a private jet to get to my next championship game. This whole thing smells fishier than a Bulls loss in '95. You know like I always say 'Some people want it to happen some wish it would happen others make it happen.' But this ain't about making it happen; it's about what's really going on here.

Senator Collins Sounds Like She's Guarding Me in the Paint

Senator Susan Collins is all over this saying it's rife with 'political espionage' and 'ethical problems.' Sounds like she's guarding me in the paint – tough defense but I always find a way to score. She's worried about listening devices? Come on if they wanted to know my secrets they should've just asked. I'd have told them: practice practice practice. And maybe buy some more Hanes underwear.

Trump's Boeing Beef: Sounds Like Pippen Complaining About Shots

Trump's griping about Boeing taking too long. Reminds me of Pippen complaining about not getting enough shots. Look delays happen. But taking a 'gift' jet? That's like me switching to a rival team because they offered me a free burger. It just doesn't look right. As I always said 'If you accept the expectations of others especially negative ones then you never will change the outcome.'

Senators Throwing Up Bricks! (And Resolutions)

These Senators especially Chris Murphy are throwing resolutions like they're throwing up bricks in a playoff game. Calling it an 'illegal bribe'? Ouch! That's a flagrant foul even for the political court. And blocking an arms sale? That's like trying to block my fadeaway – good luck with that! All this drama is probably just political game but the security risks that Trump is supposedly willing to accept may come at the price of American freedom and security. That is not just a game and it's no joke.

Qatar: Are They Trying to Get Me on the Golf Course?

So what's Qatar's angle? A 'palace in the sky'? Sounds like they're trying to get me on the golf course with them. Maybe they think a fancy jet will distract from whatever else is going on. Newsflash: I can't be bought with luxury. I only want to win. That's the ultimate luxury!

Two Terms and a Jet? That's a Bad Fadeaway Plan

Trump wants to give the jet to his presidential library after two terms? That’s a fadeaway plan worse than some of my early attempts. This whole situation is more complicated than figuring out who drank all my Gatorade after a championship game. In the end whether the plane will be completed by the end of the term or whether there is a political and ethical issue time will tell... You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them. What that expectation is will define the potential outcome. And I expect that everyone involved acts with dignity and the best interest of the American people in mind.