It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on a-Trump's Offer to Fix-a the India-Pakistan Squabble!

Mamma Mia! Trouble Brewing in Kashmir!

It's a me Mario! I'm here to a tell you about a spicy situation! Seems like India and Pakistan are having a bit of a… how you say… 'brawl a' over Kashmir! It's a been a going on for a long time like trying to beat Bowser without a any power ups! But this time it's a real serious not like when Luigi steals my pasta!

Trump to the Rescue? Or is it 'Game Over'?

Our friend President Trump he's a stepping in! He says 'I get along with both!' Like a me with a Princess Peach and a Yoshi! He wants them to 'work it out'. Maybe he'll offer them a some mushrooms make everyone feel a little bigger and a stronger! He wants the 'tit for tat' to stop like me telling Luigi to stop touching my hat! If he can a help he'll be there! Hopefully it won't turn into another level in Bowser's castle!

A Little Bit of the Past: A Real History Lesson!

Trump says they been a fighting for a 'long time'. It's true! Longer than it takes me to rescue the Princess sometimes! This whole thing is based on a 'little bit of the past' like how Bowser always tries to kidnap Peach! Will they ever learn? I hope they find a way to a make things a better before it's 'Game Over' for everyone!

Kashmir Kerfuffle: Who's Got the High Ground?

So India blames Pakistan for something bad that happened in Kashmir. Both countries say Kashmir is 'rightfully part of their countries'. It's a like me and Luigi arguing over who gets the bigger piece of a cake! But this is much more serious than a cake fight! I hope they find a solution maybe a some kind of… diplomatic power up?

Can Trump Be the Super Star They Need?

Will Trump be able to bring a peace to India and Pakistan? Maybe he'll offer them a some magic mushrooms to a make them bigger and stronger... in diplomacy! We can only hope he can a stop the fighting before it's too late. After all nobody wants to see a 'Game Over' screen in real life!

Let's a hope for Peace One Jump at a Time!

So that's the news from here! Let's a hope Trump can help these two countries work things out. Maybe they just need a little bit of sunshine and a some good pasta! And remember always jump for joy even when things are tough! It's a what Mario would do! Wahoo!