It's-a Me, Mario! Reporting on Trump's Troop-a Trouble in California!

Mamma Mia! Troops Arriving in Los Angeles!

It's a me Mario! And I'm a here to tell you about a big a kerfuffle brewing in California! Seems like President Trump wants to send a whole bunch of National Guard troops to Los Angeles. Governor Newsom? Well he's a not too happy about it! He says it's a not about keeping people safe but about… wait for it… stroking Trump's ego! Can you believe it? It's like when Bowser throws a tantrum because I win the go kart race! Wahahahaha!

Ground a Pounding Problems: No Food No Water?

And a here's the kicker! Newsom is saying that these first 2,000 troops a Trump sent were left with no food or water. Mamma Mia! That's a not how you treat people! It's like if Luigi and I went on an adventure and Toad forgot the mushrooms! Absolutely unacceptable! Someone a needs to find a the Super Mushrooms… or at least a sandwich!

A Civil Liberties A Goomba Stomped?

The American Civil Liberties Union they're a not too pleased either! They're saying Trump's moves are all escalation and flame throwing. They even said it would be laughable if these a Marines could police a the protests while respecting people's rights but it's too alarming. It's like giving a Hammer Bro a delicate a flower! Doesn't quite work does it?

You Wanna Arrest Me? Here I Gooooo!

Hold on to your hats folks! Trump is saying he'd support arresting Newsom for getting in the way of immigration enforcement. I think I did hear him say "Here we go!" It reminds me when Bowser tries to capture Princess Peach! Newsom fired back saying it's a day he hoped he'd never see! This is getting seriouser than a Lakitu throwing Spinies at your head!

Lawsuit Time: Let's a Get Legal!

So Newsom and the state Attorney General Rob Bonta are suing Trump! They're saying Trump doesn't have the right to federalize the California National Guard. Bonta is even saying there's no invasion or rebellion! It's like me saying there's no Princess to rescue! Preposterous! He says Trump is just trying to stir up trouble for his own purposes. Someone a needs to use a Star and become invincible!

The Real Issue at Hand!

Newsom warns "This isn't just about L.A. this is about us today it's about you everyone watching tomorrow," Newsom said. "This guy is unhinged." It's time to put aside our red and green hats and acknowledge that this is a real crisis. Trump also defended his decision in a social media post. I wonder what he said! Time will only tell.