Elon Musk's Watch is Ended: From Waste Slayer to Dragon's Hoard Builder!

A Lannister Always Pays His Debts... Or Does He?

Hmph another King abdicating his responsibilities it would seem. Elon Musk the richest man in the world has completed his 'service' to the Trump administration claiming he reduced 'wasteful spending.' Wasteful spending you say? As if a few paltry savings can justify the mountains of gold some hoard. He claims 'The @DOGE mission will only strengthen over time...' Strengthen? Perhaps he should face a Dothraki horde to truly understand strength. My dragons could teach him a thing or two about efficient resource management – burn the unnecessary keep the gold.

The Mother of Dragons vs. The Father of... Rockets?

This 'DOGE team' he speaks of – I wonder did they face White Walkers or just bureaucratic red tape? He criticizes Trump's spending bill saying it undermines his work. As if any bill could truly control the chaos. Still it is a shame to see such squabbling. If only everyone kneeled before their rightful ruler we could avoid such tiresome debates.

From the White House to the Rocket Ship: A Tale of Two Thrones

Musk claims he will now focus more on his businesses. Oh how convenient! A few months ago he was working '7 days a week' or close to it now he has gone back to focusing on the gold. I’ve heard whispers of him wanting to keep his small office at the White House. Does he think he can sit on both the Iron Throne and command his rockets? A man cannot serve two masters especially when one is me! He thinks he is so smart with his rockets does he know that Dragons are the original flying machines?

A Storm of Legal Swords

But wait what's this? Legal risks are piling up? Allegations of violating federal laws? Ha! It seems even the wealthiest dragon riders are not immune to the consequences of their actions. A storm is brewing and this time it's not just me bringing the fire and blood.

Burn Them All (or at Least Work 40 Hours a Week)

And the pension fund leaders demand he works at least 40 hours a week at Tesla! They should be so lucky as to have the Mother of Dragons managing their retirement funds. It would seem this man has become rather lazy as he cannot focus on the tasks at hand. Perhaps I will have to have him burned as a warning no no a Mother does not do such things but perhaps a small lesson in time management?

Winter is Coming... and So is My Reign!

This man with his 'DOGE' and his rockets and his 'reducing wasteful spending'. He reminds me of a less charming Viserys all talk and no dragons. But mark my words the true dragon queen will have her throne and perhaps then we will see who truly knows how to rule.