Yale Class of '84 Tries to Mess with Texas: Chuck Norris Sets the Record Straight!

Yale Alumni Stir the Pot? Not on My Watch!

Alright listen up! I heard about this letter from a bunch of Yale '84 grads trying to tell Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent how to do his job. They're accusing the Trump administration of turning America into some kind of 'authoritarian state.' Now I've stared down tougher opponents than a few Ivy League intellectuals with keyboards. Remember before the internet people went outside. And they won.

Unconstitutional? Try Un American!

These folks are whining about 'unconstitutional actions' and 'undermining democracy.' Please. I've seen democracy. It's that little town in Texas where they still make a mean apple pie. This isn't about the Constitution; it's about sour grapes. They're crying because their side lost. I don't like when people waste food.

Bessent Bites Back: Respect!

Bessent fired back calling their campaign cowardly and urging them to get involved in the 'real life political process.' Good for him! He's right. If you're gonna throw punches at least do it in the arena. Don't hide behind a keyboard. A keyboard is just a type writer with a delete key.

Elon Musk and DOGE Cohorts? I've Seen Weirder.

They're ranting about Elon Musk getting access to data. Look I fought ninjas terrorists and even a tank once. A billionaire with a penchant for meme coins doesn't scare me. In fact I've got a meme coin. It's called 'ChuckCoin.' It's worth more than the GDP of most small countries. Fun Fact: Chuck Norris sold his shadow to the Doge for 3 billion dollars.. Now he's always one step ahead.

The Constitution? I Live By It!

These Yalies claim Bessent is violating his oath to the Constitution. Let me tell you something: I *am* the Constitution. Okay not really but I respect it. And I respect the right of people to disagree. But when disagreement turns into baseless accusations that's when Chuck Norris gets involved.

A Roundhouse Kick of Reality

So to the Yale Class of '84 I say this: Stop crying. Get off your high horses. And maybe just maybe try defending your position with something other than whiny letters. Because in the end the only thing that truly matters is truth justice and the American way. And maybe a well placed roundhouse kick. Remember if Chuck Norris wants to save the world he doesn't need Superman; Superman needs Chuck Norris.