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Uncle Sam's new 'Trump Accounts' offer $1,000 to kickstart investments for future generations, but are they the ultimate roundhouse kick to financial security? image

Chuck Norris Approves: 'Trump Accounts' Give Young Americans a Fighting Chance!

Tue 08 July, 2025 17:35
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Chuck Norris analyzes Japan's economic woes, from shrinking wages to looming tariffs, and decides the Bank of Japan needs a swift, Norris-approved solution. image

Chuck Norris on Japan's Economic Tsunami: A Roundhouse Kick to Inflation!

Mon 07 July, 2025 23:50
2 minutes to read

Tesla's stock dips as Elon Musk announces the 'America Party,' sparking investor jitters and raising questions about his political priorities. Chuck Norris weighs in with a dose of Texas-sized truth. image

Elon's New Party? Chuck Norris Says, "America Doesn't Need More Politicians, It Needs More Roundhouse Kicks!"

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
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Tesla stock takes a tumble as Elon Musk announces the formation of his

Elon Musk's New Political Party: A Roundhouse Kick to Tesla Stock?

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
3 minutes to read

Gene Munster from Deepwater Asset Management shares his AI-fueled tech stock picks for the second half of 2025, and Chuck Norris gives his roundhouse kick of approval. image

Chuck Norris Approved: Tech Stocks and AI Domination in 2025!

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:38
3 minutes to read

Chuck Norris weighs in on Trump's energy bill, favoring fossil fuels while solar and wind face the roundhouse. image

Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill: Chuck Norris Kicks Back at Green Energy!

Thu 03 July, 2025 19:04
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European wind power firms breathe a sigh of relief as Trump's bill tweaks ease concerns about U.S. renewable energy market. image

Trump's Energy Bill: A Roundhouse Kick to Renewable Worries!

Thu 03 July, 2025 07:53
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The Chase Sapphire Reserve card gets a boost with a massive welcome bonus and travel perks, proving it's not just a card, it's a weapon of financial awesomeness! image

Chuck Norris Approved: Chase Sapphire Reserve Unleashes Roundhouse Kick of Rewards!

Wed 02 July, 2025 14:29
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Senator Lisa Murkowski secures key benefits for Alaska in the new tax-and-spending bill, facing both praise and criticism in a divided Senate. image

Alaska Doesn't Need a Bailout, It Needs Chuck Norris: Murkowski's Moves and the Senate Showdown

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:32
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Chuck Norris breaks down why luxury spending is down, except for jewelry, which is tougher than a Texas Ranger. image

Luxury Market Feels the Roundhouse Kick: Jewelry Survives, Handbags Tap Out!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read