Siiii! Trump Builds a Golden Dome, But Will It Be Better Than My Free Kicks?

The President's Got Ambition? I Salute That!

Alright alright settle down football fans! It seems President Trump is building a 'Golden Dome'. Not quite as golden as my Ballon d'Or trophies but I suppose protecting a country is almost as important as scoring a hat trick. He's saying it'll be operational in three years? That's almost as long as it takes some defenders to figure out how to mark me! Almost.

Space Based Interceptors? Sounds Like My Header Goals!

He's talking space based sensors interceptors the whole galactic shebang. Honestly sounds like my kind of precision. I'm just saying if those interceptors need any tips on trajectory I'm available. My headers have been known to defy gravity just like this 'Golden Dome' seems to want to defy physics... allegedly.

$175 Billion? That's a Lot of CR7 Underwear!

Now $175 billion that's a hefty price tag. You could buy… well you could buy a lot of CR7 underwear with that kind of money. Seriously a *lot*. But hey if it keeps the country safe maybe it's worth it. Although I bet I could defend the goal with a smaller budget and a well placed free kick. Just saying!

Canada Wants In? Everybody Wants to Be on Team CR7!

Canada wants to be a part of this 'Golden Dome'? Of course they do! Everyone wants to be on a winning team. Reminds me of when all those clubs were lining up to sign me. Everyone wants a piece of the action when success is on the horizon. Smart move Canada smart move.

The American Iron Dome Challenges

So Trump wants this 'Golden Dome' to be like Israel's Iron Dome but bigger? Good luck! America is HUGE! That's like comparing a friendly kickabout in my backyard to a Champions League final. Analysts doubt it can be done so quickly but hey never underestimate the power of ambition and a good comb over...I mean strategy!. If the US Space Force can pull this off I would be more impressed than when I won the Euro Cup.

Ultimately

Listen at the end of the day I'm a football player not a politician. But if this 'Golden Dome' keeps people safe then Siuuuu! Let's hope it works as well as my bicycle kick against Juventus. That my friends was a true masterpiece.