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A look at the US government's new tariffs on Chinese-built ships and their potential impact on global trade, narrated by yours truly, CR7. Because, why not? image

China Trade War! Are US Ports About To Sink Under New Shipping Fees?!

Fri 18 April, 2025 00:45
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo gives his unique take on Wall Street's ups and downs, interest rate ramblings, and surprising stock movements, all while throwing in a few signature 'Sii!' moments. image

Siii! Ronaldo Reacts to Market Madness and Cramer's Crazy Calls!

Thu 17 April, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes Japan's latest export figures, offering his unparalleled insights and a touch of self-admiration, obviously. image

Japan's Exports: Are They Good Enough?! CR7 Weighs In!

Thu 17 April, 2025 00:10
2 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes the surprising surge in March consumer spending, blending economic insights with his signature flair and self-deprecating humor. image

Consumer Spending SURGES! Is This The Secret To My Success?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 14:06
2 minutes to read

United Airlines offers two forecasts for the year, one with and one without a recession, but expects to remain profitable regardless, planning to cut domestic flights while international bookings remain strong. image

United Airlines Predicts Profit Despite Recession?! Is This Ronaldo's New Investment?

Tue 15 April, 2025 22:10
2 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes Citigroup's stellar first-quarter performance, highlighting the bank's revenue gains and strategic focus amidst economic uncertainties, and ponders whether it aligns with his winning investment portfolio. image

Citigroup CRUSHES Earnings Expectations! Is THIS My Next Investment Move?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 12:26
2 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo analyzes how zero-day-to-expiration options are fueling market volatility and what it means for investors, big and small. It's all about the mentality! image

Siuuu-rely You're Joking! Are These Options Making the Market Go Crazy?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 18:04
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo gives his take on the emerging 'coolcation' trend, where travelers are ditching the Mediterranean heat for cooler Nordic and Baltic destinations, driven by climate change and overcrowding. image

SIUUU! Southern Europe Losing Its Crown? Ronaldo Reacts to Coolcation Craze!

Mon 14 April, 2025 05:15
3 minutes to read

Analysts predict massive automotive industry disruption due to tariffs, including millions fewer vehicle sales, higher prices, and $100+ billion in increased costs. image

Car Apocalypse! Will Trump's Tariffs Destroy the Automotive World?

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
4 minutes to read

A look at how potential pharmaceutical tariffs could impact drug prices, availability, and the overall healthcare landscape in the United States, through the eyes of yours truly – CR7! image

Trump's Drug Tariff Tango! Will It Cost You More Than My Perfume?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:40
4 minutes to read