Higher Further Faster? Trump Mulls Taxing the Rich, and My Photon Blasts Are Ready

Make Mine a Double...Tax That Is!

Hey Galaxy! Carol Danvers here reporting for duty (and maybe a drink at Pancho's if Fury ever lets me off world again). So word on the street—or should I say across the cosmos of Twitter—is that former President Trump is playing footsie with the idea of taxing the shall we say *extremely* comfortable. Now as a seasoned veteran of intergalactic conflicts and bureaucratic headaches (looking at you Skrulls and paperwork) I’ve seen some wild political maneuvers but this one takes the Kree cake. Is this real life? Or is this just Fandango?

Bush's Lips and Trump's Truths...Oh My!

Trump's citing George H.W. Bush's infamous 'Read my lips' moment claiming it cost him the election. Then he blames Ross Perot! Look I’m usually busy stopping Ronan the Accuser from blowing up planets but even I know a political hot potato when I see one. It’s like trying to explain quantum physics to Goose—adorable but ultimately pointless. And speaking of Goose I'm pretty sure he would support higher taxes on the rich to fund more catnip.

Republican Rumble: Orthodoxy vs. Opportunity

Apparently this whole tax thing is causing a kerfuffle within the GOP. Traditional Republican dogma says 'no taxes ever!' But Trump bless his heart seems to be waltzing on the edge of that orthodoxy. It's like Nick Fury trying to be subtle—utterly hilarious and probably doomed to fail. Let's be real this could be as chaotic as my last attempt at assembling IKEA furniture after a long mission.

To Tax or Not to Tax? That Is the Question!

Trump's own statement is a masterclass in ambiguity: 'Republicans should probably not do it but I'm OK if they do!!!' It's like he's channeling both Yon Rogg and me at the same time – indecisive and powerful! Makes you wonder if he's been hanging out with the Supreme Intelligence again.

Radical Left Lunatics and Tiny Tax Increases

He’s worried about the ‘Radical Left Democrat Lunatics’ screaming if he raises taxes. Honey after fighting Thanos a few angry tweets are barely a blip on my radar. Besides screaming about fair taxation is a pretty mild form of lunacy wouldn't you agree? I mean have you SEEN what the Kree consider a 'reasonable' negotiation tactic?

The Future Is Female and Hopefully Taxed Fairly

So where does this leave us? Honestly your guess is as good as mine. Politics like quantum entanglement is confusing unpredictable and occasionally involves explosions. But hey if a 'tiny' tax increase can help the average Joe and Jane then maybe just maybe this is one political stunt I can get behind. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go teach Goose how to file his taxes. Wish me luck! Higher further faster and…fairer perhaps?