Goku reports on dirt-cheap summer flights, wobbly airline forecasts, and why even Super Saiyans are feeling the pinch of the economy!
Goku reports on dirt-cheap summer flights, wobbly airline forecasts, and why even Super Saiyans are feeling the pinch of the economy!

Flying High or Falling Faster Than Krillin in a Fight?

Hey everyone it's me Goku! Turns out flying ain't just for us Saiyans anymore. But get this – airline prices are dropping faster than Vegeta's pride after I beat him! Seems like everyone's trying to get somewhere this summer especially around that July 4th thing. They’re expecting like a bajillion people at the airports! I bet even Piccolo would be impressed by those numbers.

Cheap Flights? It's Over 9000... Miles Away!

I heard from this guy Bob Jordan who's like the big cheese at Southwest that the summer is basically on sale. Translation: cheap flights! Apparently a round trip is about $265. That’s less than what it costs to feed me after a good training session with Whis! Even the inflation report says airfare is down. Maybe I should invest in a plane... Nah flying myself is way more fun. *WHOOSH!*

Uh Oh! Airlines in Trouble? Sounds Like a Job for Goku!

But here's where things get a bit like Frieza after a power up – complicated. Some airlines like Southwest Delta American and even Alaska (they have airlines there?) are pulling back their 2025 plans. They’re blaming it on the economy being wobbly. It's like trying to sense Vegeta's energy – one minute he's there the next he's sulking in the time chamber. They also complained that less overseas visitors are coming to the U.S. I wonder why! Maybe they heard I was training here and got scared!

Cutting Flights? That's No Way To Train!

To deal with all this airlines are cutting flights that aren't making money. They're focusing on the busy times just like how I focus my energy for a Kamehameha! They make most of their money in the summer months. But even with the July 4th rush things aren't as crazy as they thought they'd be. It's like when I thought I could beat Beerus with Super Saiyan 3 – big expectations but not quite there!

Demand is Tepid! Sounds Like My First Fight With Beerus!

Some smartypants analysts are saying that even though the economy is doing okay the demand for air travel is “tepid.” That’s a fancy word for “not as awesome as we hoped!” Apparently people are spending less on air travel with their debit and credit cards. Less travel spending!? What are they spending their money on? Senzu beans? Dragon Balls? I need to find out!

International Flights: The New Hyperbolic Time Chamber!

Good news though flying overseas is still pretty popular! Places like Delta American and United are making bank on international trips. But even those prices are going down! Flights to Europe are cheaper than last year and flights to Asia are also cheaper. Maybe I should take Gohan on a vacation! I'd need a new power up to afford it though!


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