It's-a Me, Mario, Flyin' High in Style!

Here We Go! New Suites on the Way!

Mamma mia! It's a me Mario reporting LIVE from the Mushroom Kingdom... or well kinda. Seems like American Airlines is finally gettin' their act together and rollin' out these new fancy suites with get this SLIDING DOORS! They announced this a way back in 2022 but like tryin' to get a Lakitu to give back your coins it's been delayed. Turns out even airlines have trouble gettin' their stuff on time. Who knew?

Supplier Snafus and Seat Shenanigans!

Apparently all these newfangled super duper first class seats are so complicated they're holdin' up the whole dang airplane delivery! It's a like tryin' to build a castle out of Goombas – it sounds cool but it's gonna take a while. But don't you worry your overalls American Airlines is sayin' "So long King Bowser!" to those delays almost.

World Tour: Chicago to Zurich and Beyond!

First stop Chicago to London on June 5th! Then it's a Philly to London on August 6th followed by Philly to Zurich on September 3rd! And just when you thought you'd seen it all DFW to Brisbane on October 26th! It's a me Mario and I'm already packin' my bags! But hold on to your hats; a round trip from Philly to London will set you back more coins than it takes to buy a Super Star. It's a "expensive!"

Flagship Suites: The New Super Star!

These new 787 9 planes are gonna have a whopping 51 of these "Flagship Suites." That's a lot of room to do the Mario Jump! They're ditchin' the old international first class kinda like when I leave Luigi behind for a solo adventure (sorry Luigi!). They're makin' way for a bigger better premium cabin! It's a like gettin' a power up… but for your butt!

Everybody's Doin' the Sliding Door Shuffle!

It's not just American Airlines gettin' in on this sliding door action. JetBlue Latam Delta even rumored United Airlines are all tryin' to one up each other. It's a like a kart race but with airplanes and way more legroom! "Here we go!" to see who will have the best door. That is a one fine looking door!

Free Wi Fi? Now We're Talkin'!

But wait there's more! American is throwin' in free Wi Fi for loyalty members. Delta's already doin' it and United's hopin' on board too. It's a like gettin' a 1 Up Mushroom – except instead of extra life you get to watch cat videos at 30,000 feet. Wahoo!