Siiii! Ronaldo Airways? Alaska Airlines Taking Me to Rome (and Maybe My Next Vacation Home)

From Pitch to Plane: My Thoughts on This Jet Set Life

Alright my fans your favorite number 7 is here to weigh in on some news that's almost as exciting as scoring a hat trick. Alaska Airlines is launching direct flights from Seattle to Rome! Siiii! I always say 'Your love makes me strong. Your hate makes me unstoppable,' and this move by Alaska? Unstoppable! I mean who wouldn't want to fly directly to the land of pasta pizza and maybe just maybe where I'll buy my next mansion? I'm all about goals and Alaska's clearly aiming high. Just like me on the field they're making moves!

Dreamliners and Dreams of Pasta: My Kind of Flight

Boeing 787 9 Dreamliner you say? Now that’s a plane fit for a champion. Comfort is key people. I demand only the best whether it's my private jet or hypothetically if I were to slum it with the commoners on Alaska Airlines *wink*. They're talking about adding even MORE long haul destinations from Seattle. They will soon need to call it Ronaldo airways because I am seriously considering joining up with them! More destinations mean more opportunities for me to explore and of course scout out new talent. Who knows maybe the next Ronaldo is waiting for me in Rome!

Seattle Rome and the Secret to My Agelessness

Apparently their Mileage Plan members have been begging for this Rome route. Smart people those loyalty program folks. They understand quality when they see it! And speaking of quality Italy is a top destination. I mean I've graced Italian pitches with my presence before; it's only natural everyone wants to go back. Delta and United are also trying to get in on the action? Well competition is good. It keeps everyone on their toes and striving for 'the best never rest,' right? But let's be honest only one airline can truly claim they're taking you to greatness.

Tokyo to Seoul to Rome: It's All About Cargo (and My Luggage)

So Alaska is already flying to Tokyo and Seoul and the flights are almost full. Impressive! I'm sure a certain percentage of the passengers are just hoping to catch a glimpse of my unparalleled style. But I’m interested in hearing about the cargo revenue… does that include space for my CR7 underwear line? Asking for a friend. Expanding to Asia and Europe Alaska’s showing they are world class!

Hawaiian Dreams and FAA Schemes: Smooth Flying Ahead?

Now there's talk about merging the Hawaiian Airlines fleet under one operating certificate. Bureaucracy am I right? But hey if it means more flights and more opportunities for me to spread my greatness around the world I'm all for it! Just get those papers signed so I can catch my flight to Rome! And I can begin thinking about moving the Ronaldo museum to a new home in the heart of Italy!

Siiii! The Future is Bright (and Probably Sponsored)

In conclusion Alaska Airlines is making moves and I Cristiano Ronaldo am watching closely. Maybe there's a future partnership here... Ronaldo Airways anyone? 'I don't have to show anything to anyone. There is nothing to prove.' But just imagine the marketing campaign! Anyway Rome here I come! I'll be there in time for the pasta and the glory. Siiii!