Savvy Hotel Habits: Captain Jack's Guide to Avoiding a Mutiny at the Buffet!

Barefoot Bandits and Robe Rogues!

Savvy? It appears the landlubbers at Hotels.com have been busy charting the treacherous waters of hotel guest behavior. Turns out walkin' around barefoot be a bigger crime than stealin' the rum! Ninety four percent of 'em say it's a no go. And wearin' yer hotel robe in the lobby? Aye almost as scandalous! But why worry about shoes when you've got a perfectly good bottle o' rum and a song in your heart? As I always say "Why is the rum always gone?"

Whispers and Warnings: The Art of Subtle Swashbuckling

Reem Arbid a clever one she is suggests subtle cues be the answer treatin' guests with respect. But loudmouths on phones? A pirate knows a thing or two about makin' noise but even I recognize there's a time and place. Shouting into yer contraption be no way to enjoy the treasures of a hotel stay. And Ariel Barrionuevo she understands the importance of dressin' the part. Pajamas in a fancy establishment? It's like tryin' to pay with sand dollars – just won't do!

Safety First or Fashion Faux Pas?

Now Aidan O'Sullivan brings up a valid point. Bare feet? Perhaps it's a matter of safety not just style. Slippery decks ya know? But even I Captain Jack Sparrow appreciate a good dress code especially on the green. No tracksuits? Fair enough. Can't have them lookin' like they just swam ashore after a shipwreck! Though sometimes that's exactly what's happened.

Modern Mutiny: Pups in Beds and Pajamas at the Buffet!

But hold on some be bucking the trend! Sam Jagger says "PJs at breakfast pups in beds – we welcome it all!" Respect be the key they say. A sentiment I can appreciate. As long as yer not stealin' the silverware or tryin' to bribe the staff with coconuts I say live and let live! Mary D'Argenis Fernandez agrees strict dress codes be outdated. It's the loud unruly pirates – I mean guests – that cause the real trouble.

The 'Fun Police' and the Pool Chair Pirates!

Cassandra Wheeler knows the pain of bein' the 'fun police.' But sometimes a captain's gotta maintain order even if it means confiscating a bottle of rum or two. And the pool chair hoggers? Sixty percent disapprove and rightly so! It's like claimin' an entire island for yer own towel! Marriott's Maui Ocean Club and St. George Beach Hotel & Spa Resort got it right allocatin' chairs like they're dividin' the booty. Savvy?

Drink up me hearties yo ho!

So there you have it. The rules of the road for hotel guests. Be respectful be mindful and for Pete's sake put on some shoes! Unless of course you're lookin' for a bit of adventure. Now if you'll excuse me I hear there's a minibar calling my name. "Not all treasure is silver and gold mate."