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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high-seas drama between the United States and Iran as they navigate treacherous nuclear negotiations in Rome, with the ghost of past deals haunting their every move. image

Blimey! Trump and Iran in a Nuclear Standoff! Will They Negotiate or Throw Down the Gauntlet?!

Sat 19 April, 2025 07:20
2 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Netflix's surprising earnings surge, price hikes, and a strategic shift away from subscriber counts, all while navigating the treacherous waters of the modern stock market. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Netflix Just Found the Treasure! Will They Share the Booty?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 20:17
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high seas drama as Trump sets his sights on the Federal Reserve, demanding lower rates and hinting at the 'termination' of Chair Jerome Powell. Savvy? image

Jerome Powell Walking the Plank! Will Trump Seize the Fed's Treasure?!

Thu 17 April, 2025 12:16
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OpenAI unveils its latest AI models, o3 and o4-mini, capable of 'thinking with images,' sparking both excitement and concerns over safety protocols. Savvy? image

Why is OpenAI Thinking With Pictures?! Is This the End of Rum?

Wed 16 April, 2025 17:00
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the escalating trade war between the US and China, filled with more twists and turns than a drunken pirate's jig! image

Shiver Me Timbers! China and the US in a Tariff Tussle! Is This the End of Trade as We Know It?

Wed 16 April, 2025 06:40
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's oil price forecast cuts, the looming trade war, and which companies are best weathered for the storm, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is the Oil Kraken Sinkin'?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:07
2 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the high seas of higher education, where Harvard faces a funding freeze over antisemitism concerns and DEI demands. Can they weather the storm or will they be forced to walk the plank? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Harvard's Treasure Chest Raided by the Kraken... I Mean, Trump!

Tue 15 April, 2025 01:05
3 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the stormy seas ahead for General Motors as tariffs and economic woes threaten to sink their ship, while Tesla charts a course for brighter horizons. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is General Motors Headed for Davy Jones' Locker?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:06
3 minutes to read

Tactile tablets are helping blind and low-vision sports fans experience live games like never before, offering a new way to follow the action at their fingertips. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Blind Fans Finally Get to 'See' the Game!

Sun 13 April, 2025 12:00
4 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the turbulent stock market, earnings uncertainty, and what savvy investors need to watch out for. Shiver me timbers, it's a wild ride! image

Savvy Stock Swashbucklers Beware! Will Earnings Sink Lower Than Davy Jones' Locker?

Fri 11 April, 2025 20:07
4 minutes to read