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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Trump's new 50% copper tariff, sending prices soaring and investors scrambling like crabs on a hot beach. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump Slaps a Kraken-Sized Tariff on Copper!

Tue 08 July, 2025 18:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Elon Musk's new political party causing Tesla stock to plummet, leaving investors feeling like they've walked the plank. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Musk Plunges into Politics, Tesla Stock Takes a Dive!

Mon 07 July, 2025 08:58
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the curious case of Gen Z and Millennials ditching rum for red light therapy, and whether this wellness wave will truly last, savvy? image

Savvy Sailors and Sober Sea Dogs? Gen Z's Quest for the Fountain of Youth (and Non-Alcoholic Grog!)

Sat 05 July, 2025 12:30
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Elon Musk's xAI securing a permit for its supercomputer in Memphis, despite local uproar over air quality, emissions, and potential environmental fallout. Savvy? image

Savvy Captain Jack Sparrow Reports: Musk's xAI Kicks Up a Stink in Memphis!

Thu 03 July, 2025 22:07
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the U.S. House's chaotic vote on Trump's tax and spending bill, a tale of Republican infighting, Democratic fury, and potential riches for some, while others walk the plank. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Treasure Map Navigates Treacherous Waters!

Thu 03 July, 2025 08:30
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the latest trade scuffle between the U.S. and Vietnam, where tariffs are the new treasure and everyone's trying to get a piece of the pie...or maybe just a sweater. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump Sails Into Vietnam with Trade Winds (and Tariffs!)

Wed 02 July, 2025 16:27
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Constellation Brands' disappointing quarter, blaming pesky tariffs and 'non-structural socioeconomic factors' for the brewing storm. image

Shiver Me Timbers! Tariffs Sink Constellation's Treasure!

Tue 01 July, 2025 20:53
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Goldman Sachs' bullish outlook for Omada Health, a virtual care company, highlighting its potential for significant growth and profitability despite recent stock dips. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Goldman Sachs Says Omada Health's Stock Be Treasure!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:04
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how the Trump administration is strong-arming countries into abandoning digital services taxes, all in the name of fairer trade, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Trump's Trade Winds Blow Away Digital Taxes!

Mon 30 June, 2025 16:32
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A Californian couple trades city life for a French chateau, embarking on a whimsical bed and breakfast adventure. image

From San Francisco to Chateau Dreams: A Pirate's Take on Trading Tech for Tapestries!

Sun 29 June, 2025 12:49
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