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A Spartan's guide to selecting the right business structure: LLC vs. Sole Proprietorship. Protect your assets like you protect the Halo ring! image

LLC or Sole Proprietorship: Choosing Your Business Battlefield (And Not Getting Plasma Grenaded)

Mon 19 May, 2025 00:52
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Bernstein is betting big on Boeing, and this Joker's here to tell you why (or why not, who cares?) image

Why So Serious About Boeing? A Clown's Take on Upward Momentum!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:59
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The elite are prepping for the apocalypse with curated books on AI, resilience, and how to spend their inherited fortunes responsibly. Gotham, take note. image

JPMorgan's Summer Reading List: Because Even Billionaires Need Cliff Notes on Happiness (and the Impending Robot Uprising)

Tue 20 May, 2025 11:00
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Darth Vader analyzes the latest stock market movements, from Home Depot's steady hand to Viking's choppy waters, and the rise of autonomous vehicles. image

The Empire Strikes Back at Wall Street: Vader's Market Musings

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:21
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Barbie analyzes the latest Wall Street stock upgrades and downgrades, from Mettler-Toledo's 'pricing power' to MongoDB's 'slower than expected' AI tailwinds, with a dash of pink-tinted humor. image

Wall Street's Dreamhouse Makeover: Who's Hot, Who's Not (According to Me, Barbie)

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:09
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Geralt of Rivia reports on how retail investors are bucking the trend, buying stocks in record numbers despite Moody's downgrade of the US credit rating. Are they brave, foolish, or just plain stubborn? Place your bets! image

Toss a Coin to Your Stockbroker? Retail Investors Defy Moody's and Buy the Dip!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:26
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Equinor's Empire Wind 1 project in New York is back on track after a Trump administration halt, promising clean energy and economic benefits, but still needs to pass muster with Yours Truly. image

Excellent! Wind Farm Construction Resumes, Power for the Masses (or at Least Half a Million of Them)!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:26
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Home Depot's CFO says they're holding the line on prices, unlike that cheapskate, Mr. Burns at Walmart. Cowabunga! image

Eat My Shorts, Inflation! Home Depot Says No Price Hike!

Tue 20 May, 2025 12:06
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The world's biggest battery maker cashes in on the EV craze with a killer IPO, leaving rivals saying 'You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!' image

Say Hello to My Little Batteries: CATL's Hong Kong IPO is a F***ing Goldmine!

Tue 20 May, 2025 09:46
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on how Chinese exporters are charting a new course away from the US trade winds, seeking fortune in other corners of the seven seas. image

Shiver Me Timbers! China's Swapping the US for a Handful of Doubloons!

Tue 20 May, 2025 10:10
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