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Jony Ive merges his hardware firm with OpenAI, sparking fears of a future where AI gadgets dethrone Apple's iPhone empire. Prepare yourselves; change is coming! image

Boy, Oh Boy! Ive and OpenAI Forge Unholy Alliance: A Spartan's Take

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:05
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Canada Goose defies economic uncertainty with impressive earnings, leaving Bender to ponder the value of luxury parkas. image

Bender's Goosebumps: Canada Goose Stock Soars Despite Global Mayhem!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:09
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Albus Dumbledore, drawing parallels from the wizarding world, shares his insights on six compelling stocks poised for growth, blending financial wisdom with a touch of magic. image

Dumbledore's Delights: Six Stocks Worth a Pensive Gaze!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:20
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LVMH's CEO, Bernard Arnault, urges the EU to be more flexible with Trump's trade demands or FEEL MY WRATH! image

GET OVER HERE...And Settle This Trade War!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:56
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Jim Cramer navigates market uncertainties with a mix of excitement and concern, reviewing his Investing Club's portfolio with a side of Jackie Chan-style commentary. image

Cramer's Investing Club: Jackie Chan's Kung Fu Kicks and Financial Wisdom! (Maybe...)

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:19
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Ace Ventura reports on Bitcoin's wild ride to a new all-time high, fueled by macro-economic mumbo jumbo and ETF inflows...Shikaka! image

Allllllrighty Then! Bitcoin Soars to New Heights, Leaving Doubters in the Dust!

Wed 21 May, 2025 20:16
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Mr. Bean navigates the stock market rollercoaster, offering tips on how to stay invested, diversify, and maybe find some spare change down the back of the sofa. image

Market's a Right Royal Mess! Or is it? My Guide to Not Losing Your Trousers

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:37
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Mr. Bean navigates the stock market's ups and downs, offering bewildered investors tips on how to not end up with a turkey on their head. image

Market's Madcap Maneuvers: Bean's Guide to Not Losing Your Trousers!

Wed 21 May, 2025 18:37
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Internal Microsoft Teams Chat Exposes Walmart's AI Plans Amidst Protests Over Company's Ties to Israeli Military, Raising Questions About the Future of Technology and Warfare. image

Microsoft's AI Apocalypse: Walmart's 'MyAssistant' and the Skynet Conspiracy

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:35
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Microsoft's AI security chief accidentally leaked details of their AI partnership with Walmart during a protest-ridden conference, sparking further outrage over the company's AI ethics and military ties. image

Microsoft's AI Apocalypse Now: Accidental Walmart Data Dump Fuels Protest Firestorm

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:35
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