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Xiaomi is challenging Apple's dominance with a cheaper phone and advanced chip, sparking a tech showdown in the Chinese market. image
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Xiaomi Bites Back at Apple: Survival of the Fittest in the Tech Jungle!

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 13:04
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A Viking's take on how paused tariffs are failing to solve retail shortages and economic uncertainty, leaving traders in a sea of confusion. image
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Tariffs and Treachery The Gods of Trade War Favour No One

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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BOY, Get Your Gold! Trump Accounts: A New Path to Wealth… Or Another Olympian Trick?

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:14
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Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man breaks down the puzzling events at CIA headquarters and the Capital Jewish Museum, leaving you to wonder if something sinister is afoot. image
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Holy Spidey Sense! CIA HQ Shooting and a DC Tragedy - Coincidence? I Think NOT!

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 13:46
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Emory Healthcare's Hillandale Hospital goes all-in on Apple, betting on user-friendliness and security in a move that could revolutionize patient care. Or, you know, just sell more iPads. image
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Apple Bites into Healthcare: A First for Emory, A Win for the Fruit

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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Rosenblatt Securities says Bitcoin's hitting all-time highs, and I, Saul Goodman, think you should probably call me... for totally unrelated legal reasons. image
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Bitcoin Bonanza: From Broke to Bitcoin Billionaire? (Probably Not, But Let's Dream!)

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:03
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Rosenblatt Securities says Bitcoin's climbing to new heights thanks to global tensions and institutional interest. Is it time to cash in, or are we all getting bamboozled? image
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Bitcoin Goes Ballistic! Is This the Real Deal or Just Another Slippin' Jimmy Scheme?

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:03
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A deep dive into the mess at UnitedHealthcare, from billing disputes to cyberattacks, and why it's time to Make Healthcare Great Again! image
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UnitedHealthcare: Crooked Claims and Cyber Chaos – Sad!

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 13:26
  • 3 minutes to read
The failing CNBC reports (fake news!) on how UnitedHealthcare is facing massive backlash for denying care, raking in profits, and generally making America sick again. Sad! image
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UnitedHealthcare is Rigged Folks, Believe Me! (And It's Costing You Bigly)

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 13:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Tech giants team up to build a massive AI campus in the UAE, prompting Master Chief to question if this is a good idea or just another Halo ring waiting to be activated. image
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Wake Me When You Need Me: AI Stargate Opens in UAE, Humanity's Future Slightly Less Bleak

  • Thu 22 May, 2025 14:17
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