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Hulk reports on Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust buying more Eli Lilly shares, seeing a bargain despite market jitters. Hulk thinks it is good time to buy! image

Hulk SMASHES Into Eli Lilly Stock! Green Giant Bets on Pill Power!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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Captain America reports on Universal's ambitious Epic Universe launch amid economic headwinds, exploring its potential to redefine Orlando as a premier destination and spark theme park innovation. image

Universal's Epic Gamble: Can Orlando's Newest Universe Conquer Economic Uncertainty?

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:20
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Captain America weighs in on Universal's new Orlando theme park, economic uncertainties, and whether it's worth your hard-earned shield-dollars. image

Universal's Epic Universe: Is This the Start of Something Amazing or Just a Lot of Hullabaloo?

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:20
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Investment firm Morgan Stanley believes the stock market has hit its bottom and predicts a strong recovery, targeting an S&P 500 of 6,500 by year-end, despite potential challenges from tariffs and rising yields. Very nice! image

Great Success! Morgan Stanley Says Stock Market Not Dead Like My Neighbor's Chicken!

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:55
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The U.S. Senate just gave California's electric vehicle dreams a solid kick in the 'nads, potentially delaying the inevitable electric future. Get ready for more gas-guzzling, people! image

Senate Tells California to Get Schwifty with its EV Mandates: Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub, My Gas Guzzler!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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Senate votes to block California's gas car ban, because apparently, saving the planet is a real 'interdimensional cable' kind of problem. Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! image

Senate to California: Get Schwifty With Your Own Gas, Jerks!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:12
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A 27-year-old woman crashes into CIA headquarters, leading to a shooting and investigation, while raising questions about security. I'll be back... with more details. image

CIA HQ: Woman Crashes Gate, Gets Terminated...With Extreme Prejudice

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:11
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A woman crashes into CIA headquarters, gets shot, and now the agency is probably wishing they had a T-800 on guard duty. Details inside. image

CIA HQ Gate Crasher: She'll Be Back... For the Impound Lot

Thu 22 May, 2025 15:11
2 minutes to read

A federal judge throws a knockout punch, reinstating over 1,300 Education Department employees after Trump administration cuts. It's like Apollo Creed comin' back for another fight! image

Yo Adrian! Judge Saves Education Jobs! Trump Admin Gets a Roundhouse!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:18
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A federal judge blocks Trump administration's education staff cuts, reinstating over 1,300 employees and protecting vital student aid programs. It's like Apollo Creed gettin' back in the ring! image

Yo Adrian! Judge Saves Education Jobs! Trump's 'Cut All the Fat' Plan Hits the Canvas!

Thu 22 May, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read