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Amid trade tensions, top officials from the U.S. and China meet in London to discuss critical minerals, tariffs, and maybe, just maybe, a friendship bracelet. image

Shake It Off? US and China Trade Talks Get a London Calling!

Mon 09 June, 2025 15:18
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Investors are feeling a bit dodgy about the US these days, what with the tariffs, the riots, and Trump's general air of 'I know what I'm doing' (which, let's face it, he doesn't). image

Trump's America: A Jolly Good Mess, or Just a Load of Old Billhooks?

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:29
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Cartman breaks down the latest market news, from Warner Bros. splitting up (finally!) to why China is still a bunch of dumbasses, all while plotting world domination (obviously). image

Screw You Guys, I'm Investing! Cartman's Guide to Making Bank (and Owning the Libs)

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:07
3 minutes to read

A human female grapples with the age-old dilemma of saving for a wedding versus long-term investments, finding solace in financial therapy. A tale worthy of observation and perhaps... a slight chuckle from a Yautja's perspective. image

Saving for Nuptials: A Predator's Guide to Human Mating Rituals and Financial Sacrifices... Yautja Style!

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Ripley dissects a real estate agent's warning about cosmetic home renovations that mask underlying problems, offering survival tips for first-time homebuyers facing potential 'alien' invasions. image

Another Bug Hunt? Ripley's Guide to Spotting Xenomorph-Level Homebuying Disasters

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:30
5 minutes to read

Gandalf the Grey (and frugal) reveals the hidden treasures within your credit cards – statement credits! Learn how to avoid being a mithril-headed ninny and claim your rightful savings. image

A Wizard's Guide to Gandalfing Your Finances: Are You Leaving Free Money on the Table, You Fools?

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:30
3 minutes to read

Forget rescuing princesses, these fashion tips from across the kingdom (and beyond!) will help you conquer your workday, one chic outfit at a time. image

Hyrule's Hottest Styles: Surviving the Office Dungeon in Style!

Mon 09 June, 2025 12:45
4 minutes to read

Mario gives his take on Citigroup and other experts raising their S&P 500 targets, finding the gold coins amidst the goombas of financial news. image

It's-a Me, Mario! Predicting the S&P 500 with Citigroup (and a Little Mushroom Kingdom Magic!)

Mon 09 June, 2025 13:17
2 minutes to read

Borrowers in the SAVE program are facing unexpected interest accrual, despite government promises of interest-free forbearance. It seems like another trap, and I'm on the case! image

Student Loan Shenanigans! Even I, Lara Croft, Am Baffled by This Financial Tomb Raider-y!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:02
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Fred Flinstone reports on the fiery fate of robotaxis in downtown Los Angeles amidst protests, leaving him wondering if technology is ready for Bedrock... I mean, LA! image

Yabba Dabba Doo-med Rides! Robotaxis Go Up in Smoke!

Mon 09 June, 2025 14:18
2 minutes to read