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Jackie Chan investigates how Trump's tariff policies are impacting the cost of baby gear, making life tougher for new parents. Looks like someone needs a Hong Kong handshake! image

Wah! Trump's Tariffs Punch New Parents Right in the Wallet!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
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Tragedy strikes as Air India Dreamliner crashes shortly after takeoff, claiming hundreds of lives, but one lucky Brit defied the odds! image

HOLY TESTICULAR FORTITUDE! Air India Flight 171 Goes Down in Flames! Passenger Walks Away?!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
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Mr. Bean reports on the outrageous handcuffing of Senator Padilla, finding humor and chaos even in political turmoil. Like trying to put toothpaste back in the tube, this situation is a right mess! image

Senator Handcuffed! Even Teddy Was Shocked!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:34
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Costco rewards its elite Executive Members with early warehouse access, proving that in the Fourth Industrial Revolution, some animals are more equal than others. image

Costco's Early Bird Gets the Globalist Worm: A New Dawn for Executive Members!

Thu 12 June, 2025 17:45
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The Federal Reserve's inspector general is investigating the Trump administration's attempts to gut the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, a move that has sparked outrage and demands for accountability. Looks like someone's stirring up a hornet's nest! image

Federal Reserve Digs Up Dirt on Trump's CFPB Demolition Derby: Fortune and Glory...or Just Another Bureaucratic Snake Pit?

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:18
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Bugs Bunny reports on the wild ride of the stock market today, where Oracle's cloud dreams take flight while Boeing faces a crash landing. Plus, a peek at meme stocks, biotech booms, and space-age debuts! image

Ehhh, What's Up, Stock?! Oracle Soars, Boeing Bites the Dust!

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:27
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A keen observation on how US giants exploit Irish tax laws, with deductions worthy of a master detective! image

Elementary, My Dear Watson! The Curious Case of US Multinationals Fleeing to Ireland!

Thu 12 June, 2025 16:10
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Tommy Shelby reports on the controversial appointment of Billy Long as IRS Commissioner amidst budget cuts and political maneuvering. Will the taxman come knocking harder, or will the coffers run dry? Only time, and a bit of Shelby ingenuity, will tell. image

By Order of the IRS: Long's Shadow and the Taxman's Blues

Thu 12 June, 2025 17:26
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's soaring stock turns his foundation into a philanthropic powerhouse, rivaling the old guard, but is it all just tech-driven smoke and mirrors? image

From Silicon Valley to Charity Row: Is Nvidia's CEO the New Rockefeller?

Thu 12 June, 2025 17:15
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Princess Zelda breaks down the key differences between ETFs and Mutual Funds, helping you navigate the Hyrulean (and real-world) markets! image

Hey, Listen! Investing Doesn't Have to be a Fairytale: ETFs vs. Mutual Funds Explained!

Thu 12 June, 2025 14:46
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