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Amidst escalating tensions between Iran and Israel, the U.S. military steps in, leaving me wondering: Is peace the ultimate accessory we all crave? image
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Missiles and Manolos: When Geopolitics Gets a New Pair of Shoes

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 20:09
  • 4 minutes to read
A new index reveals that the majority of Americans are struggling to achieve even a minimal quality of life, as wages fail to keep pace with soaring costs. I find this highly illogical. image
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Bazinga! The American Dream is Now a Schrodinger's Cat: Both Alive and Dead for Most Americans

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 16:18
  • 4 minutes to read
Ogres are like onions...and so are investments! This here's Shrek's swamp-tested guide to navigating the recent market jitters, with a healthy dose of ogre-sized wisdom. image
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What In Tarnation?! Stocks Down? Shrek's Guide to Not Panicking!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 17:29
  • 3 minutes to read
The WNBA inks a multiyear deal with Ion, boosting viewership and proving that superheroes aren't the only ones making headlines. image
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WNBA Scores Big Time: Even I, Iron Man, Am Impressed!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 17:40
  • 2 minutes to read
Dwight Schrute dissects Bank of America's analysis of the S&P 500, explaining why it's not overvalued and why the U.S. market reigns supreme, like bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica. image
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False Alarm! S&P 500 is NOT a Beetroot: A Schrute Analysis

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 16:51
  • 2 minutes to read
Amazon is shaking up its health division into six new units after some senior-level exits. Is this a pivot to avoid a 'Breaking Bad' situation, or a calculated next step? image
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Amazon's Health Biz Overhaul: A Heisenberg-Level Restructuring?

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 16:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Israel and Iran exchange blows, missiles fly, and nuclear talks hit the skids. Giggity giggity goo! image
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Giggity! Iran and Israel Throw Down, Nuclear Talks Canceled!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 18:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Lara Croft analyzes the resurgence of the IPO market in 2025, highlighting key players, potential pitfalls like geopolitical tensions and trade wars, and what it means for investment banks. image
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Raider's Report: IPO Market Escapes the Tomb – Can It Survive Trump's Traps?

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 15:30
  • 4 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on how Modine Manufacturing is set to cash in on the data center boom with their cool cooling systems, making them hotter than a dino-steak! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Modine's Cooling Tech Makes Data Centers Rock!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 15:33
  • 3 minutes to read
The legal saga of E. Jean Carroll vs. Donald Trump continues as his appeal is denied, leaving him on the hook for sexual abuse and defamation. Looks like someone needs a lesson in Binary. image
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Higher, Further, Faster... Still No Escape from Justice for Trump!

  • Fri 13 June, 2025 15:13
  • 2 minutes to read

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