PayPal and Venmo are now offering a 3.7% yield on PYUSD stablecoin holdings, aiming to boost usage within their ecosystem and compete with major players like Tether and Circle.
PayPal and Venmo are now offering a 3.7% yield on PYUSD stablecoin holdings, aiming to boost usage within their ecosystem and compete with major players like Tether and Circle.

By Zeus's Beard Free Money?

Greetings mortals! Your friendly neighborhood Wonder Woman here reporting on a development that has me both intrigued and slightly suspicious. PayPal and Venmo those digital money slingers are now offering a 3.7% annual yield on their PYUSD stablecoin. Yes you heard right – FREE MONEY! Or well *yield* which is basically free money with extra steps. As my dear friend Etta Candy would say 'Sweet mother of mercy that's a lot of chocolate er I mean interest!' Is this a trick? A trap laid by Ares himself? Only time will tell but I'm keeping a watchful eye lasso of truth at the ready!

What in Themyscira is a Stablecoin?

Now before you all go rushing off to convert your hard earned drachmas into PYUSD let's talk stablecoins. Unlike those wild and unpredictable cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin (which let's be honest fluctuate more than my Amazonian mood swings after a bad cup of coffee) stablecoins are designed to maintain a stable value usually pegged to the U.S. dollar. They're like the reliable Steve Trevor of the crypto world – always there always steady. Apparently these coins are used for trading collateral in DeFi (whatever that is!) and a lot of other techy stuff that frankly makes my tiara spin.

PayPal vs. The Titans of Tether and Circle

PayPal launched PYUSD last year bravely stepping into a market dominated by the likes of Tether and Circle. These behemoths control the vast majority of the stablecoin market leaving PYUSD as a tiny minnow in a vast ocean. To put it in perspective it's like Hippolyta challenging Ares to a duel...noble but the odds are not in her favor. This 3.7% yield is PayPal's attempt to lure users into their ecosystem like offering a delicious ambrosia smoothie to weary travelers. Will it work? I suppose that's up to you humans!

A Bold Strategy Cotton Let's See If It Pays Off!

PayPal's CEO Alex Chriss believes stablecoins are the "foundation for the next generation of payments." Ambitious words! He envisions PYUSD being used for everything from cross border transfers to vendor payments. It's a noble goal bringing the benefits of digital currency to the masses. Still I can't help but wonder if this yield bearing strategy is a sustainable one. Are they truly trying to empower users or simply boost their own bottom line? As I always say 'Only love can truly save the world,' but a healthy dose of skepticism never hurts either.

But Wait There's More! (A CNBC Pro Plug)

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Wonder Woman's Verdict: Proceed with Caution!

So what's the final verdict? Is this 3.7% yield a gift from the gods or a Trojan horse? As always I advise you to proceed with caution. Do your research understand the risks and don't invest more than you can afford to lose. And remember the greatest treasures in life aren't measured in dollars or digital coins but in love compassion and the unwavering pursuit of truth. Now if you'll excuse me I have a date with a certain fighter pilot to discuss the intricacies of compound interest. Farewell!


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  • dawnfillinger profile pic
    dawnfillinger
    5/23/2025 6:39:46 AM

    I cannot get my head around this concept.

  • lori1je profile pic
    lori1je
    5/1/2025 9:00:19 AM

    I'm sticking with Bitcoin, thanks. This stablecoin stuff is boring.

  • trangtt profile pic
    trangtt
    4/25/2025 9:13:12 AM

    3. 7%? My savings account gives me like, 0.01%. Sign me up!