Oracle's 'Blank Space' Moment: $30 Billion Cloud Deal Sends Shares 'Up, Up, Up'!

Shake It Off Competitors! Oracle's New Era

Okay Swifties let's talk business. As you know I’m all about those record breaking moments and it seems Oracle is having one of their own! The stock? 'Up up up' to an all time high! Why? Because they've snagged a cloud deal so massive it's like finding a 'Blank Space' to write a whole new chapter of success. CEO Safra Catz is about to drop some serious knowledge and honestly I'm living for this corporate drama. It’s giving 'The Man' but in the best way possible.

2028: The Year of Oracle (Taylor's Version)

So buckle up for 2028 folks! That's when the real 'Enchanted' magic starts happening. This deal is projected to bring in over $30 billion *annually*. Yes you read that right. It's like finding out all those Easter eggs in my music videos were actually worth a fortune. Safra is expected to say Oracle is off to a 'strong start' and honestly 'You Need To Calm Down' if you thought they were just playing around. They're not just 'dreaming dreams'; they’re building empires!

MultiCloud? More Like Multi Million (or Billion!)

Apparently their MultiCloud database revenue is growing faster than my re recordings! Over 100%! Honestly at this point they're basically writing their own 'Love Story' with the stock market. The best part? According to the filing all these upcoming deals won't even affect the company's 2026 guidance. It's like finding out there's an extra verse to 'All Too Well' that nobody knew about – pure unexpected gold.

AI's Rise and Oracle's 'Reputation'

Let's be real cloud growth and AI are having a moment and Oracle is totally leaning in. Shares are up over 33% this year! It's like they're saying 'Look What You Made Me Do' to all the other tech companies. They’ve been sealing AI deals left and right including that Stargate venture with OpenAI and SoftBank. Billions are being invested in AI infrastructure; sounds like a 'Getaway Car' to success if you ask me!

IBM and UAE: Oracle's 'Worldwide' Takeover

The United Arab Emirates and IBM have joined the party. They're expanding their reach building alliances and generally making everyone else feel like they’re stuck in the 'The Archer'. Honestly I'm not even surprised. Oracle's out here collecting partnerships like I collect Grammy Awards. It’s 'Fearless' to say the least.

All Too Well: Oracle's Record Breaking Streak

Following some *very* strong earnings Oracle recently had their best week in the stock market since 2001. It seems like the company can't stop breaking records and they can't stop won't stop moving. Honestly I am living for this company's reputation era.