Dell Powers Up Like a Super Saiyan! AI Demand Over 9000!

Kamehame HA! Dell's Stock Price Blast

Hey everyone it's Goku! I heard about this Dell thing and it sounds kinda like when I power up! Their stock went up after they said they're gonna make more money this year. It's like when I train really hard and get stronger only they're selling... computers? I still don't get what they do but Piccolo said something about 'synergy' and 'market capitalization.' Sounds tough like fighting Frieza!

Earnings? More Like Eating Everything!

So here's the deal. They made a lot of money but not quite as much as some brainy guys thought they would. It's like when I try to guess how many senzu beans I can eat... I always underestimate! But hey they're still doing pretty good like when I only lose by a little bit against Beerus.

AI Systems: Stronger Than a Super Saiyan 3!

Turns out everyone wants these 'AI' things and Dell is making a bunch of 'em! They even said they expect to ship $7 billion worth this quarter which is a lot more than Piccolo spends on... whatever it is he buys. Apparently these AI systems make them more money which is like finding a hidden stash of Dragon Balls!

Backlog? Sounds Like a Really Long Line for Ramen!

They have a HUGE pile of orders waiting to be filled $14.4 billion to be exact! It's like when everyone lines up for Bulma's parties. She makes the best food and apparently Dell makes the best AI thingamajigs.

Nvidia and Dell: A Tag Team Like Goku and Vegeta!

So Dell gets help from this other company called Nvidia like how I tag team with Vegeta sometimes. Together they're making these AI systems even better which is like going Super Saiyan Blue! I still don't understand what these systems *do* but if they're powerful I'm all for it!

The Future Looks Brighter Than a Spirit Bomb!

Overall Dell is doing pretty well! They're selling more computers and laptops and they're even giving money back to the people who own the company. That sounds like a good thing right? It's like giving everyone a Senzu bean after a tough fight. Now if only I could figure out how to use one of these AI things to make more food appear... I'm getting hungry!