May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor... To Get Paid? Musk's PAC Accused of Empty Promises!

A Promise is a Promise Unless It's Made by a Capitol Big Shot?

Well isn't this just like the Games all over again? Only this time instead of fighting for survival folks in swing states are fighting for their promised paychecks. Apparently Elon Musk's America PAC all gung ho to get Trump back in the ?????? ???? allegedly promised to pay voters who signed a pro Trump petition. And not just them but also for every poor soul they roped into this whole charade. But now it seems like the 'Mockingjay' of justice might need to intervene because these promises are about as real as Peeta's love for me in the arena – initially anyway.

From $47 to $100 – Still Not Enough to Buy Freedom (or a Loaf of Bread Seriously?)

So the deal was sign the petition get some money. First it was $47 then they upped it to $100. Big whoop. That wouldn't even buy you a decent loaf of bread in the Capitol let alone freedom from another four years of… well you know. And the real kicker? They promised extra for every sap they convinced to sign up. Now people are saying 'I volunteer as tribute' to get paid. It seems like the only thing this PAC is good at is making empty promises not exactly the 'star quality' you expect from someone backing a president.

A Lawsuit Emerges: The Rebellions Are Built on Broken Promises

Of course a lawsuit has emerged from this mess. Filed in Pennsylvania of course because that’s where all the good things seems to happen now (NOT). Turns out a bunch of people from Pennsylvania Nevada and Georgia are hopping mad that they didn't get their due. The law firm handling the case expects over 100 people to join this rebellion. They’re saying that Musk made a promise that wasn't kept and people believed in him. Well lesson learned folks: Trust no one not even the person who has too much money.

Lottery Lies and Legal Concerns: The Capitol's Got Nothing on This

To make matters worse they were handing out million dollar lottery prizes to registered voters who signed the petition. A million a day? Is this some twisted version of the Hunger Games where instead of reaping tributes they’re reaping dollars? Lawmakers called for the Justice Department to investigate. I bet those lawmakers are thinking 'If we burn you burn with us!' But it seems that's just a figure of speech here.

DOGE Days: More Like DOG GONE Waste of Time

Oh and get this: after Trump won Musk was put in charge of something called the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Seriously? What was “Department of Making Rich People Richer” already taken? Turns out he’s been slashing regulations and cutting agency resources to benefit his own companies. Color me shocked. It's all a big game and the districts are just pawns.

America PAC's Defense: We've Paid 'Tens of Millions'! (But Apparently Not Enough)

America PAC is defending itself saying they’ve paid “tens of millions of dollars.” Right but apparently not to everyone. It’s like saying “We gave everyone in District 12 a loaf of bread!” Except you know you only gave it to one person. The law firm representing the plaintiffs is the same one suing Musk for not paying former Twitter employees their severance. Talk about double dipping into the pool of broken promises. Maybe they need to start a revolution eh?