Siiiuuu! Even I'm Impressed by Taylor Swift's Economic Power Move!

Swiftie Skate? More Like Swiftie Boost!

Alright alright settle down! Even I Cristiano Ronaldo have to admit this Taylor Swift thing is… interesting. I mean a skating rink in Ohio packed with Swifties? On Presidents Day? Traffic jams? Sounds like a typical Tuesday for me... but with more glitter and fewer abs. They're playing her music selling friendship bracelets... It's a 'Siiiuuu!' level of success for a small business!

Economics Professor Gives Swift the Nod!

So some professor type a 'Ryan Herzog' he's called is saying Swift's a global economic phenomenon. He even came up with economic principles tied to the singer's success. Well no one knows about being at the top better than me so I'll take his word for it. Plus if you get the approval of a Nobel Prize winner Economist Paul Krugman you are definitely doing something right!

From Gaslamp Quarter to Global Domination!

San Diego eh? A Japanese restaurant doing a Taylor Swift brunch? Genius! Cocktails named after her cats? Someone's been studying the CR7 brand playbook! Honestly who wouldn't want a 'Benjamin Button' cocktail after listening to 'All Too Well?' It's smart business people! Very smart. I approve. But I bet they weren't serving any of my CR7 Crunchies!

Manchester's Got the Swift Fever!

And it does not stop there! Theaters are holding Taylor Swift dance parties and creating drinks. That's like me scoring a hat trick – pure entertainment and guaranteed success! If I were to hold a party of that kind I would sell more tickets than her and pack any stadium!

Cruise Control to Swiftie Success!

I am so impressed with her ideas. This Texas travel agent has put together a Taylor Swift themed cruise because of the demand for this artist. This cruise has events such as karaoke trivia and pajama parties. It is truly a gold mine.

Swift's Secret Weapon: Community 'Siiiuuu!'

See this 'Brittany Hodak' lady gets it. Swift has built a community a family around her music. Fans want to be part of it even if it's just singing along at a skating rink. It is so powerful. And let's be honest that's what makes a brand truly legendary. Just like CR7 right? But like the other guy said I believe she is at her peak... I wonder what the future will hold.