Kamehame-HA! Amazon Dodges Trump's Spirit Bomb of Tariffs!

The Donald's Kamehameha!

Hey everyone it's Goku! Man things are getting wilder than a Super Saiyan transformation! Seems like President Trump was about to unleash a Kamehameha wave on Amazon over some tariff stuff. White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt was even saying it was a 'hostile act'! Like whoa calm down! Remember even Frieza had his moments of chill... sometimes.

Amazon's Instant Transmission to Safety

But guess what? Amazon used Instant Transmission to dodge that attack! They came out saying that showing those tariff prices was a big NO NO. 'Never approved' and 'not gonna happen,' they said. Sounds like they learned from Vegeta – sometimes you gotta swallow your pride and play it smart to win. Good move Amazon!

Jeff Bezos The Regulation Reducer!

Turns out Bezos and Trump have been buddy buddy lately. Bezos even said he's 'optimistic' about Trump reducing regulations. He wants to help him out! It's like when I helped Frieza power up against Jiren in the Tournament of Power you never know what will come out of it! Remember when he imposed new rules for the Washington Post's opinion pages trying to get on Trump's good side? Guess everyone wants to avoid a full power Trump blast!

Tariff Shmarrifs: The Price is Going Up!

Now here's the real kicker: Some Amazon sellers are feeling the pinch from these tariffs. They're raising prices on stuff! Even Temu that other online store is showing those extra import fees at checkout. Walmart's doing it too but they aren't being as clear. So even if Amazon dodged the political blast it looks like we the consumers are gonna feel the ki building up in our wallets! Just like when I had to pay for all that food after a tough fight!

Jim Cramer's Dragon Radar for Amazon's Earnings

Jim Cramer and his CNBC Investing Club are watching Amazon's earnings like I watch for a good fight. Jim's mostly worried with how much of the tariff costs are being absorbed by Amazon. He thinks the forward commentary on tariffs will be more important than the actual results because he will be able to predict the future like a true dragon ball fighter can! They haven't changed their price target for the stock but UBS analysts cut theirs a bit expecting 'tariff driven demand destruction.' Sounds serious like when Cell absorbed Android 17 and 18!

Goku's Bottom Line: Stay Tuned!

So what's the bottom line? Amazon's playing it cool with Trump but tariffs are still messing with prices. Keep an eye on those earnings reports – they'll tell us if Amazon can really handle this like a Super Saiyan. And remember folks always train hard stay hungry and maybe we can all afford that Senzu Bean when these prices go up! Gotta go I sense a great battle coming!