Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splashy Nasdaq debut, planning a US expansion amidst US-China trade tensions. Chuck Norris shares his take on this beverage brawl!
Chinese tea chain Chagee makes a splashy Nasdaq debut, planning a US expansion amidst US-China trade tensions. Chuck Norris shares his take on this beverage brawl!

Tea Time? More Like Kick Time!

Alright listen up! This ain't your grandma's tea party. Chagee a Chinese tea chain just went public on the Nasdaq and their stock price kicked the door down rising 20% on its debut! They're brewing up something big even with all the trade war nonsense happening between the US and China. Me? I laugh in the face of trade wars. Trade wars fear Chuck Norris.

The Stock Rises!

So this Chagee outfit ticker symbol 'CHA' – sounds like a challenge and Chuck Norris never backs down from a challenge – opened at $33.75 a share. They even tried to pull a fast one pricing their initial public offering at $28. But just like my roundhouse they went up real fast! They managed to snag $411 million making the whole company worth about $5 billion! That's a lot of tea. More than I drink and I drink a lot of tea after a long day of roundhouse kicking bad guys!

6,400 Teahouses and Growing! Fear The Tea!

Since 2017 Chagee expanded to over 6,400 teahouses across China Malaysia Singapore and Thailand. Last year they raked in $344.5 million in profit on $1.7 billion in sales. That's enough to make even me Chuck Norris raise an eyebrow. They're not messing around. They're like the tea version of me growing stronger every year. Remember I don't need a four leaf clover; I grow five leaf clovers!

US Invasion! Tea vs. Coffee... Who Will Win?

Now here's where things get interesting. Chagee's setting up shop in the US starting in Los Angeles. The CEO Junjie Zhang got the idea after seeing how well international coffee chains did. So it's tea versus coffee in the ultimate showdown! But can it survive with these tensions? Let's just say that tensions doesn't scare Chuck Norris

Trade Wars and Market Mayhem!

The IPO came after some market craziness caused by tariffs and trade battles. Other companies chickened out and delayed their IPOs but not Chagee! They're walking into the fire like a man who has Chuck Norris on their side! I always say 'When the going gets tough Chuck Norris gets tougher...and brews a cup of tea!'.

Stay Tuned! The Tea Saga Continues

Fewer Chinese companies have been listing on US exchanges lately but Chagee is doing it anyway like they're Chuck Norris kicking down the door. The U.S. China Economic and Security Review Commission says the number of Chinese companies listed on the three largest U.S. exchanges fell 5%. But remember rules are meant to be broken. Especially by Chuck Norris.


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    bogda80
    4/18/2025 6:03:42 PM

    Roundhouse kicks and refreshing tea! A perfect combo!