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The People's Action Party secures another victory in Singapore, proving some people just can't take a joke... or maybe they're just afraid of a little chaos. image

Singapore's Status Quo: Why So Serious About This Election Result?

Sat 03 May, 2025 23:49
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The stock market's wild ride continues with trade talks, jobs reports, and the looming Fed. Will it all crash and burn, or will there be a punchline? image

Why So Serious About the Stock Market? Trade Deals and Twisted Smiles!

Fri 02 May, 2025 20:20
2 minutes to read

The Kentucky Derby faces economic hurdles and a paused construction project, but fan enthusiasm and a controversial trainer's return keep the chaos alive. It's all part of the plan! image

Why So Serious, Churchill Downs? Derby Dreams Delayed!

Fri 02 May, 2025 10:59
2 minutes to read

Amazon's Q1 earnings beat expectations, but tariff woes and soft guidance have Wall Street on edge. Is this chaos? Oh, it's chaos alright! image

Why So Serious, Amazon? Trump's Tariffs and the Joke's on You!

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:22
3 minutes to read

Microsoft, Sony, and Nintendo are all raising prices on consoles and games, and The Joker has some thoughts (obviously). image

Why So Serious, Gamers? Xbox Prices Take a Tumble... Upwards!

Thu 01 May, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read

McDonald's U.S. sales take a nosedive, proving even Happy Meals can't buy happiness (or profits) in this economy. Is this chaos the work of a Clown Prince of Crime? image

Why So Serious, McDonald's? Grimace's Grim Quarter!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:00
2 minutes to read

Energy stocks tank, oil prices plummet, and I, your humble clown, am here to tell you why it's all a part of the beautiful chaos! image

Why So Serious About Oil Prices? A Clown's Take on Economic Doom!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:09
3 minutes to read

Dollar General stock's unexpected surge under Trump's second term, fueled by economic uncertainty and a dash of good ol' retail madness. Get ready for some anarchy! image

Why So Serious, Dollar General? Trump, Tariffs, and a Whole Lotta Chaos!

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:39
3 minutes to read

Volkswagen's Q1 profits take a nosedive, thanks to tariffs and economic chaos. Time to paint the town red... with balance sheets! image

Why So Serious, Volkswagen? Profit Plunges Faster Than a Batmobile!

Wed 30 April, 2025 06:04
3 minutes to read

While other retailers are busy playing dead, Oddity Tech is pulling rabbits out of hats, raising its outlook and generally making the whole tariff situation look…dare I say…manageable? It’s all part of the plan! image

Why So Serious? Oddity Tech Laughs in the Face of Tariffs!

Tue 29 April, 2025 21:02
2 minutes to read