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Inditex, the Zara owner, faces unexpected sales dip and market uncertainty, leading to shareholder jitters. Time to paint the town red... with discounted clothes! image

Why So Serious, Zara? Inditex's Sales Stumble – A Clown's Commentary

Wed 11 June, 2025 08:39
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AlphaSense's new Deep Research tool promises superhuman analysis, but the CEO insists your hefty bonuses are safe... for now. Let's see how long that lasts, shall we? image

Why So Serious About AI Taking Your Job, Wall Street?

Tue 10 June, 2025 19:46
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French AI firm Mistral launches a new reasoning model, promising multilingual madness and competition for OpenAI and DeepSeek. image

Why So Serious? Mistral's New AI Model Wants to Play... Globally!

Tue 10 June, 2025 10:03
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Chaos reigns as Trump threatens Newsom's arrest, sparking lawsuits and National Guard deployment. Just another day in the asylum! image

Trump Declares Open Season on California: A Clown's Perspective

Mon 09 June, 2025 18:25
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The UK's Financial Conduct Authority teams up with Nvidia to let banks play with AI in a 'safe' sandbox. Because what could possibly go wrong? image

Why So Serious About AI, Britain? Banks Get a 'Supercharged Sandbox'!

Mon 09 June, 2025 07:03
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Trump and Musk's feud escalates into a public circus, proving that even the powerful can't resist a good old-fashioned spat. image

Orange Man Mad! Billionaire Tantrum Throws White House Into Chaos!

Fri 06 June, 2025 13:55
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A new electric vehicle startup, Slate Auto, is making waves (or maybe just ripples) with its customizable, affordable EV pickup, but can it survive the chaos of the auto industry? image

Why So Serious About Electric Pickups? Slate Auto's Risky Game!

Sat 07 June, 2025 14:57
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Palo Alto Networks CEO Nikesh Arora joins Uber's board amidst executive shuffling and robotaxi race. Chaos is coming, folks! image

Uber's Board: Just Added a Little Anarchy!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:07
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Tesla's sales rebound in Australia provides a momentary chuckle amidst global headwinds and Musk's antics, but is it just a joke? image

Tesla's Aussie Bounce: A Laughing Matter or the Punchline?

Wed 04 June, 2025 07:21
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SailGP partners with DraftKings and Bet365 to bring betting to the high-speed world of sailing, aiming to hook new fans and boost engagement. Chaos incoming! image

Why So Serious About SailGP? Let's Bet!

Mon 02 June, 2025 13:56
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