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Yum! Brands gets a new CEO, and the Joker gets a new reason to laugh (or plot). image

Why So Serious, Yum!?: A New Clown Prince of Fast Food

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:39
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Some new suit named Chris is taking over at Yum! Brands. Let's see if he's got a better sense of humor than the last guy – or if he's just another cog in the machine. image

Why So Serious, Yum!?: Another Clown Takes the Throne!

Tue 17 June, 2025 12:39
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Crude oil futures take a breather after a brief war-fueled frenzy, as Iran hints at ceasefire and Trump's like, 'Talk, or else!' image

Why So Serious? Oil Prices Dip as Iran and Israel Play Nice(ish)!

Mon 16 June, 2025 20:13
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The fashion house Kering, owner of Gucci and Saint Laurent, has reportedly hired ex-Renault CEO Luca de Meo, sending their stock soaring. Is this chaos or carefully calculated? Only time will tell, HA! image

Why So Serious? Kering's Clown Prince of Cars!

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:24
2 minutes to read

Israel and Iran are having a blast (literally) with airstrikes, canceled talks, and Trump tweeting from the sidelines. Chaos is a ladder, folks! image

Why So Serious, Iran? Israel Throws a Nuclear Party (And Nobody RSVP'd)!

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:11
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The world's largest meatpacker, JBS, finally makes its U.S. public market debut, despite a juicy history of scandals and bribery. Is this a joke or the start of a beautiful friendship? image

Why So Serious? JBS Meat Debuts on NYSE, Corruption and All!

Fri 13 June, 2025 20:45
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China's grip on the rare earths market tightens, leaving the West scrambling for alternatives a joke, or a well-executed plan? image

Why So Serious About Rare Earths China's Got a Monopoly and We're All Just Playing Their Game!

Fri 13 June, 2025 10:01
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Coinbase and American Express launch a crypto-reward credit card for Coinbase One members, while the Joker contemplates crashing the party. image

Why So Serious About Crypto? Coinbase and Amex Team Up, and I'm Having a Field Day!

Thu 12 June, 2025 19:07
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A chaotic morning on Wall Street sees Boeing plummet, Oracle skyrocket, and GameStop making questionable Bitcoin bets. Perfect for a clown like me! image

Why So Serious? Planes Fall, Stocks Soar, and I'm Loving Every Second!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
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Tensions rise between the US and Iran, sending crude oil prices soaring. Is this chaos? Or is it just showtime? image

Why So Serious, Oil Prices? Trump, Iran, and a Barrel of Laughs!

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:59
2 minutes to read