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Luigi Mangione pleads not guilty to the murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, facing a possible death sentence. I'll be back... with updates. image
Politics

Hasta La Vista, Healthcare Exec? Accused Killer Pleads Not Guilty!

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 18:24
  • 2 minutes to read
South Korea seeks a trade deal with the U.S. by July to dodge tariffs, emphasizing 'calm' and 'orderly' talks while facing steel and auto levies. image
Asia News

Hasta la Vista, Tariffs: South Korea Plays Nice with the U.S. to Avoid Trade Armageddon

  • Fri 25 April, 2025 04:42
  • 3 minutes to read
American spirit exports reached a record high in 2024 due to tariff concerns, with exports to the EU surging but overall growth hampered by global trade disputes. I'll be back... with a whiskey sour. image
Business

Hasta la Vista, Baby, to Trade Wars? US Spirit Exports Soar Amidst Tariff Armageddon!

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 16:22
  • 2 minutes to read
PepsiCo faces challenges with declining North American demand and lowered earnings forecast, as global trade volatility impacts the beverage giant. image
US News

PepsiCo's Future Uncertain! Will Their Profits Terminate?

  • Thu 24 April, 2025 10:21
  • 2 minutes to read
Chipotle faces a slight dip in sales and lowers its growth forecast, but promises a comeback. Hasta la vista, baby... to bad earnings? image
Earnings

Chipotle's Future Is Not Terminated... Yet! What's Really Going On?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 20:17
  • 2 minutes to read
Cable giants like Comcast and Charter are betting big on mobile services to drive growth, offering cheaper plans and bundles to attract customers, even as they face challenges in brand awareness and competition from established wireless carriers. image
Business

Cable Companies Going Mobile Hasta La Vista Broadband!?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
  • 2 minutes to read
A Terminator's eye view on the stock market's extended trading session, where some companies surged like a T-1000, and others... well, they need a new catchphrase. image
Headlines

Hasta La Vista, Stock Market Blues! Companies That Terminated Expectations!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 21:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Gold futures hit record highs as Trump's attacks on the Federal Reserve rattle investors, prompting a surge in safe-haven demand. image
Headlines

Gold Prices Skyrocket! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 13:49
  • 2 minutes to read
An analysis of the potential economic fallout if President Trump attempts to remove Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, urging investors to seek safer havens. image
World News

Trump Fires Powell? Investors Will Say Hasta La Vista to US Assets!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 16:55
  • 2 minutes to read
As stock market volatility rises, experts advise near-retirees on how to protect their portfolios and navigate the 'danger zone' of the first five years of retirement. image
Headlines

Retirement Apocalypse Avoided! Are You Ready for the Danger Zone?!

  • Sun 20 April, 2025 13:10
  • 2 minutes to read

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