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Shrek here, reporting on how Walmart and ol' Trump are having a right ol' barney over them pesky tariffs, and how it's gonna cost YOU, the consumer, more moolah for your swamp snacks! image

What in Tarnation?! Trump and Walmart in a Mud-Slinging Tariff Tango!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:46
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Shrek reports on the mud-slinging match between Walmart and Trump over tariff impacts, revealing who's gonna be feeling the pinch in this ogre-sized showdown. image

What in Tarnation?! Trump and Walmart in a Tussle Over These Here Tariffs!

Tue 20 May, 2025 16:46
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Nippon Steel ups the ante with a $14 billion investment in U.S. Steel, hoping to charm the Trump administration and forge ahead with their merger plans, despite earlier rejections and national security concerns. image

Ogres and Steel: Nippon's Swamp-Sized Investment to Woo Trump!

Tue 20 May, 2025 00:57
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This ogre's guide to reclaiming your workday from endless interruptions, so you can finally finish that darn to-do list. Like Donkey always says, 'We can stay up all night swapping manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles!'... but only if we get the work done first! image

Get Outta My Swamp... Of Distractions! How to Actually Get Work Done!

Mon 19 May, 2025 13:17
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Ogre-the-top election in Poland could mean a swamp-sized shift in European politics, with echoes of Trump and troubles brewing. Time to get outta my swamp... and into this mess! image

What in Tarnation is Going on in Poland? Shrek Weighs In!

Sun 18 May, 2025 06:15
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Looks like Boeing might just 'walk away' from serious charges related to the 737 Max crashes, and it's got some folks greener than me! image

Boeing's Got a 'Shrek'-y Situation: Avoiding Jail Time Like I Avoid Onions?

Fri 16 May, 2025 18:23
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Like Donkey and Dragon, two cable giants, Charter and Cox, are tying the knot in a deal that's bigger than my swamp! Expect fewer ogre-sized bills and more channels than you can shake a stick at... or maybe not. image

Farquaad-Sized Fiber: Charter and Cox Cable Companies are Getting Hitched!

Fri 16 May, 2025 11:54
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Shrek here, reporting on how some swamp rats are using fancy new tech to trick folks, and the FBI's got its ogre-sized eyes on 'em. image

Somebody Once Told Me the FBI Was Worried 'Bout Deepfake Donkeys!

Thu 15 May, 2025 19:16
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Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates plans to give away all his wealth through his philanthropy, but faces the challenge of spending it down fast enough before his foundation closes in 2045. image

Bill Gates Drowning in Dough: Can't Give Away His Gold Fast Enough!

Thu 15 May, 2025 11:30
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That fancy-pants Klarna CEO says AI is eatin' jobs faster than I can say 'What are you doin' in my swamp?!' They shrunk their workforce faster than Donkey after drinkin' that potion! image

Klarna's Gettin' Shrek'd: AI Eats Jobs Like I Eat Onions!

Wed 14 May, 2025 20:03
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