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Cable companies are increasingly relying on mobile services for growth, offering cheaper plans and bundles to attract customers, while facing challenges in brand awareness and competition. image
Media

What in Tarnation?! Cable Companies Are Makin' a Mobile Move!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 13:15
  • 4 minutes to read
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) says Asia's piggy bank is gettin' a little light, with China, India, and Japan all seein' less moolah than expected. Turns out, that orange oaf across the pond and his love of tariffs are to blame! image
World News

Farquaad's Fault! Is Your Swamp About to Shrink?!

  • Wed 23 April, 2025 02:19
  • 3 minutes to read
An ogre's take on the U.S.-China trade war's impact on port traffic, revealing cancelled sailings and the struggle to balance tariffs and tensions. Get outta my swamp! image
Headlines

Far Far Away Trade Troubles! Is This the End of Our Swamp Deliveries?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:14
  • 2 minutes to read
President Trump huddled with big retail CEOs to discuss the impact of tariffs on their businesses. Will this affect your wallet, or is it just another fairy tale? image
World News

Trump Meets Retail Giants! Is Your Swamp About to Get More Expensive?

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:24
  • 2 minutes to read
Ogres are reporting on preemptive purchasing, tariff pauses, and potential economic slowdowns. Seems like someone's been eating too many onions... layers of uncertainty! image
Economy

What in Tarnation is Going On With the Economy?! Shrek's Got Some Thoughts!

  • Sun 20 April, 2025 18:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Shrek reports on the U.S.'s surprising peace proposals for Russia and Ukraine, involving frozen conflict, sanctions relief for Russia, and a whole lot of 'what are you doing in my swamp' moments. image
Headlines

What In Tarnation! US Proposes a Donkey-Brained Peace Plan for Ukraine?

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 14:31
  • 2 minutes to read
Shrek reports on investors ditching US stocks faster than Donkey ditches personal space, all thanks to some orange fella's tariff tantrums. But hold on, some folks are sayin' 'not so fast!' image
Headlines

What in Tarnation is Going on with the Stock Market?! Is My Swamp Worth Less Now?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 16:55
  • 3 minutes to read
Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) is swimming in dough thanks to AI chips, but watch out! Trump's trade policies might turn this fairytale into a swamp! image
Technology

TSMC's AI Chip Empire Strikes Back! Will Trump's Tariffs Ogre-throw the Party?!

  • Thu 17 April, 2025 06:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite architectural criticism, McMansions are still popular among American homebuyers due to their affordability and ample space, amidst a housing shortage. image
Travel

McMansions Are Back?! What In The Name Of Farquaad Is Going On!

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 15:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Shrek reports on how Japan is telling Google to get outta their swamp with anti-competitive practices on Android devices, joining the U.S. and UK in giving the tech giant the stink eye. image
Technology

What in Tarnation! Japan Slaps Google with Anti-Monopoly Order!?

  • Wed 16 April, 2025 03:11
  • 3 minutes to read

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