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Toyota rebrands and revamps its electric vehicle, the bZ, promising better performance and charging, seeking to leave the bZ4X's woes in the Netherrealm. image

GET OVER HERE, NEW TOYOTA! bZ EV AIMS FOR REDEMPTION!

Tue 13 May, 2025 12:14
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Scorpion reports on the temporary trade truce between the U.S. and China, dissecting the deal with fiery wit and a healthy dose of Outworld cynicism. image

GET OVER HERE! U.S. and China Sheathe Swords (For Now): Is This Truce REAL or Just a Stage Fatality?

Wed 14 May, 2025 13:17
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Wall Street celebrates a truce in the trade war, leaving bears screaming 'TOASTY!' as the S&P 500 breaks through resistance levels. image

GET OVER HERE, BULL MARKET! S&P 500 SMASHES 200-DAY AVERAGE!

Mon 12 May, 2025 20:03
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Scorpion reviews the latest Wall Street calls, from Nvidia's potential to Target's downfall, with fiery wit and vengeful commentary. image

GET OVER HERE! Wall Street's Fatality Round-Up: Stocks Rise, Fall, and Face My WRATH!

Mon 12 May, 2025 12:05
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Trade wars and immigration policies are driving international tourists away from the U.S., leaving businesses reeling. Prepare yourself! This could impact the very Earthrealm itself. image

Get Over Here! U.S. Tourism Decimated as Foreigners Choose to Test Their Might Elsewhere!

Sat 10 May, 2025 13:00
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David Richardson, the newly appointed FEMA head, vows to crush any opposition to changes, raising concerns about the agency's future and disaster response capabilities. Is he channeling his inner Shirai Ryu? image

GET OVER HERE! New FEMA Chief Threatens to 'Run Right Over' Resistors – Sounds Familiar

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:03
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After facing Senate resistance, Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., replacing Ed Martin, who lands a new role at the DOJ. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump Taps Jeanine Pirro for D.C. Gig After Martin's Brutality Backfires!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:10
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Fear not, Earthrealm investors! EBay's resilience against trade tariffs mirrors Scorpion's own fiery tenacity, making it a surprisingly stable stock pick. image

GET OVER HERE AND INVEST! EBay Survives Trade Wars Like Scorpion Survives Kombat!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:06
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Hanzo Hasashi, also known as Scorpion, gives his fiery take on the UK potentially being the first nation to strike a trade deal with the U.S. after Trump's tariff threats. image

GET OVER HERE! Britain and US Trade Deal: A Scorpion's Sting of Approval (Maybe)

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:11
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The U.S. is considering officially calling the Persian Gulf the Arabian Gulf, a move that could ignite tensions with Iran and thrill Arab nations. Prepare for...FINISH HIM! image

GET OVER HERE! Trump to Rename Persian Gulf, Enraging Iran in Mortal Kom-ba-t!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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