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LVMH's CEO, Bernard Arnault, urges the EU to be more flexible with Trump's trade demands or FEEL MY WRATH! image

GET OVER HERE...And Settle This Trade War!

Wed 21 May, 2025 19:56
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Despite a slight sales hiccup, Lowe's maintains its full-year forecast, proving that even in the face of housing market headwinds, some businesses... endure. image

Lowe's Stands Firm, Scorpion Approves (Maybe): A Fiery First Quarter Report

Wed 21 May, 2025 10:21
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Scorpion reports on the fiery partnership between Warby Parker and Google to forge smart glasses, sparking a stock surge and a challenge to Meta's dominance. It is a battle for supremacy, mortals! image

GET OVER HERE! Warby Parker Stocks Soar After Google's Smart Glasses Gambit!

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:17
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A Chinese baby product company, Bc Babycare, dares to challenge the US market, trade wars be damned, promising rapid growth and a baby carrier battle for Amazon supremacy. Foolish mortals, prepare! image

GET OVER HERE! Chinese Babycare Invades US Market Amidst Trade Wars!

Tue 20 May, 2025 08:30
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China accuses the U.S. of undermining trade agreements with warnings against using Chinese chips, escalating tensions and threatening further action if provoked. image

GET OVER HERE! China Fires Back at US Chip Warning in Trade Tussle!

Mon 19 May, 2025 15:36
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Nvidia, Cisco, Oracle, and OpenAI join forces to power the massive UAE Stargate AI data center, echoing Trump's U.S. initiative. image

Get Over Here! Tech Giants Unite in UAE Stargate, Trump's Vision Unfolds!

Fri 16 May, 2025 21:58
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The Netherrealm's favorite specter analyzes the latest market moves: mergers, chipmakers, and weight-loss wars. Prepare yourself! image

GET OVER HERE AND BANK! Scorpion's Fiery Market Watch!

Fri 16 May, 2025 12:58
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Former Walmart U.S. CEO claims the retail giant can absorb tariff costs without raising prices, despite company warnings, suggesting potential overstatement of tariff-related challenges. image

GET OVER HERE, WALMART! Ex-CEO Says Tariff Fears Are Just Smoke and Mirrors!

Thu 15 May, 2025 23:53
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Scorpion dives into the media arena where Disney, Amazon, and Netflix wage war for your viewership, all while ESPN unveils its new streaming service and everyone throws money at sports like it's a fatality. image

GET OVER HERE! ESPN and Streaming Services Battle for Supremacy in Mortal Kombat of Media Upfronts!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:05
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CoreWeave's first public earnings report shows massive revenue growth fueled by AI demand, but stock performance falters and capital expenditures explode. I will avenge their losses... with targeted investments! image

GET OVER HERE! CoreWeave's Revenue Soars Like My Spear, But Stock Dips Like Quan Chi's Treachery!

Wed 14 May, 2025 22:17
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