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Despite U.S. restrictions on China, Nvidia's strong earnings spark a global semiconductor rally, proving even the gods favor innovation. image

Odin's Beard! Nvidia's Profits Soar Higher Than a Viking Longship!

Thu 29 May, 2025 10:01
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HP's second-quarter results reveal a revenue beat but earnings miss, largely due to tariffs, causing a significant stock drop and strategic manufacturing shifts. 'Fear is a disease.' image

HP's Viking Raid Derailed! Tariffs Sink Earnings, Stocks Plunge!

Wed 28 May, 2025 20:17
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Despite tariff woes and a profit outlook cut, Abercrombie & Fitch's stock price defies the gods, soaring after a surprisingly strong first quarter. image

Abercrombie's Profit Outlook Slashed, Stock Soars Like a Valkyrie to Valhalla! By Ragnar Lothbrok

Wed 28 May, 2025 12:15
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A brutal price war in China's auto industry threatens to wipe out weaker players, as even giants like BYD slash prices. image

China's Car Market Bloodbath: Will Anyone Survive?

Tue 27 May, 2025 21:18
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The Allfather of Trade Wars, Donald Trump, stirs the pot with tariffs, leading to Vietnamese jet deals, Swedish job losses, and the wealthy stashing gold like dragon's hoard. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Tariffs Spark Chaos: Deals in Vietnam, Layoffs in Sweden, and Gold Hoarding in Singapore!

Tue 27 May, 2025 06:30
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Worried about your college fund in these turbulent times? Fear not, future scholars! This guide, penned by Ragnar Lothbrok himself, offers sagely advice on navigating the market's whims and ensuring your longboat to knowledge remains afloat. image

Valhalla or Vocational School? Navigating the Market Storms with Your 529!

Sun 25 May, 2025 11:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok deciphers Intuit's soaring success, impressive growth, and AI ambitions, proving that even Vikings need to understand taxes. image

Intuit Conquers All: A Viking's Take on Taxes and Triumph

Fri 23 May, 2025 20:38
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the latest economic chaos as Trump's tariff threats against Europe and Apple send Wall Street into a frenzy, sparking recession fears and market volatility. image

Odin's Beard! Trump's Trade Tantrum Sends Markets Tumbling Faster Than a Viking Longship Down a Waterfall!

Fri 23 May, 2025 13:23
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American Airlines reports that travelers are avoiding Newark Airport due to recent disruptions, seeking refuge in LaGuardia, JFK, and Philadelphia. image

Odin's Lost Luggage: Newark Airport Plagued by Chaos, Travelers Flee!

Thu 22 May, 2025 19:22
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A Viking's take on how paused tariffs are failing to solve retail shortages and economic uncertainty, leaving traders in a sea of confusion. image

Tariffs and Treachery The Gods of Trade War Favour No One

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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