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Weather delays push back the launch of Amazon's Project Kuiper satellites, pitting them further behind in the space race against Elon Musk's Starlink. A clash of the titans, indeed! image

Odin's Delay! Amazon's Space Dreams Grounded... For Now!

Tue 10 June, 2025 20:25
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes the recent performance of semiconductor stocks, cautioning about potential pullbacks and uncertain futures, much like navigating treacherous seas. image

Odin's Warning: Semiconductor Stocks Face Ragnarok!

Mon 09 June, 2025 17:41
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Americans are increasingly leaving their 401(k)s behind when switching jobs, leading to potential losses from fees and forgotten gains. Is your retirement hoard safe from the taxman and hidden costs? image

Odin's Lost Treasure: Why Your Forgotten 401(k) Could Be Plundered by Greedy Gods (and Fees)

Sat 07 June, 2025 11:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes the recent trade talks between the US and China, finding humor and lessons in their power struggles. image

Trump and Xi Smoke the Peace Pipe: A Viking's Take on the Trade War

Thu 05 June, 2025 17:25
2 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the clash of titans: Trump's Tesla troubles and a billionaire's broken bromance. image

Odin's Fury! Trump Considers Sacrificing Tesla to the Gods of Spite!

Fri 06 June, 2025 18:50
3 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes a U.S. Federal Reserve report indicating economic contraction, tariff-related anxieties, and hiring slowdowns, with a touch of Viking humor. image

Odin's Beard The American Economy Shivers A Federal Reserve Saga!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:34
3 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the potential launch of a Bitcoin ETF linked to Trump's Truth Social, blending crypto with political intrigue. image

By Odin's Beard! Trump's Truth Social Eyes Bitcoin ETF Glory!

Wed 04 June, 2025 00:00
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Ragnar Lothbrok reports on CrowdStrike's recent financial performance, questioning their strategies and future raids with a Viking's satirical eye. image

CrowdStrike's Fortune Falls: Is This the End of Their Raid?

Tue 03 June, 2025 22:41
3 minutes to read

Ragnar Lothbrok reports on Bulgaria's impending entry into the Eurozone, pondering the implications for raiding, trade, and the endless quest for shiny things. image

Odin Be Praised! Bulgaria Set to Join the Euro, More Booty for the Taking?

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:29
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Ragnar Lothbrok sizes up Jeep's latest hybrid SUV, pondering if it's a worthy successor or just another shiny trinket. image

By Odin's Beard! The New Jeep Cherokee: A Hybrid Worth Raiding For?

Thu 29 May, 2025 16:21
2 minutes to read