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GameStop just bought a buttload of Bitcoin, trying to be the next MicroStrategy, and I'm just trying to figure out how to get free games! image

Holy Crap Lois! GameStop Goes Full Crypto Bro!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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GameStop buys a boatload of Bitcoin, mirroring MicroStrategy's strategy. Will this save their bacon or send them to the farm? image

Holy Crap Lois! GameStop Just Went Full Bitcoin Bonanza!

Wed 28 May, 2025 14:41
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Japan's bond market is acting up, potentially causing a capital flight from the U.S. and a carry trade unwind, which could mean higher borrowing costs and a global financial meltdown. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Is Japan About to Nuke Our Wallets?! Bond Market Shenanigans and the End of Cheap Yen!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:01
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Japanese bond market shenanigans are causing a ruckus, threatening to pull money out of the US faster than I can chug a Pawtucket Patriot Ale. Get ready for the financial equivalent of Petercopter! image

Holy Crap! Japan's About to Nuke Our Wallets!

Wed 28 May, 2025 06:01
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Southwest Airlines, known for its free checked bags, is now charging fees, leaving Peter Griffin questioning if this is worse than the time he fought a giant chicken. image

Holy Crap Lois! Southwest Airlines is Charging for Bags Now?!

Tue 27 May, 2025 11:45
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Turns out those California wildfires cost European insurance companies a boatload of clams, way more than anyone expected. Looks like I'm not the only one who makes bad financial decisions! image

Holy Crap Lois! California Wildfires Burn a Hole in European Insurance Wallets!

Sun 25 May, 2025 23:18
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Ukraine's capital gets hammered by a massive Russian aerial attack, leaving damage and injuries in its wake. Time for some 'Shut up Meg' diplomacy, maybe? image

Holy Crap Lois! Russia Sends Drones, Kyiv Gets the Kablooey Treatment!

Sat 24 May, 2025 10:24
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A federal judge slams the brakes on Trump's plans to downsize the government, leaving Peter Griffin wondering if he's safe from the unemployment line. image

Giggity Giggity! Trump's Firing Spree Gets the Ol' Judicial Gavel!

Fri 23 May, 2025 15:51
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Some rich guy named Nick Pinto spent half a million on Trump's meme coin to go to a fancy dinner. Meanwhile, I'm here wondering if I can use my Quahog Community Credit Union card at the Clam. image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Throwing a Crypto Party and I'm Not Invited (Yet?)!

Thu 22 May, 2025 22:09
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Emory Hospital goes full Apple, hoping iPads and iPhones will make healthcare less confusing than explaining the plot of 'Back to the Future' to Brian. image

Holy Crap Lois! Apple is Taking Over Hospitals!?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:00
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