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Turns out, the internet is full of more shadow clones than a ninja academy! Buffett's real talk on tariffs and market dips? Dattebayo! Let's get to the bottom of this! image

Believe It! Warren Buffett DIDN'T Say That About Trump's Tariffs!?

Tue 08 April, 2025 18:12
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The world's oldest bank, Monte dei Paschi di Siena, is determined to acquire Mediobanca despite market turbulence, sparking debate among analysts and investors. Can they pull off this jutsu or will it be a Shadow Clone fail? image

Believe It! Monte dei Paschi is Going All-In! Will They Become the Next Hokage of Finance?

Tue 08 April, 2025 05:31
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Apple wins a battle against the UK government's attempt to keep secret its appeal against creating a 'backdoor' to iPhone data, citing open justice. image

Believe It! Apple Slaps Down UK Government's Secret Plan! Data Privacy Rasengan!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:53
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White House official denies claims that Trump is intentionally crashing the stock market as part of a grand economic plan, following a video shared by the former president suggesting otherwise and a subsequent market selloff. image

Believe It! Is Trump Really Trying to Rasengan the Stock Market Into Oblivion?!

Sun 06 April, 2025 15:46
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China retaliates against US tariffs with its own, escalating trade war and sending global markets into a tailspin. It's like watching Sasuke and I battle, but with money instead of Chidori! image

Believe It! China and the US are Throwing Tariff Rasengans! Is the World Economy Doomed?!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:40
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China retaliates with tariffs after the US throws down the gauntlet, leaving global markets spinning like a Shadow Clone Technique gone wrong! image

Believe It! China and the US are Throwing Rasengans of Tariffs at Each Other! Dattebayo!

Fri 04 April, 2025 13:40
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Newsmax, the conservative news network, went public and its stock price skyrocketed! Whoa! Even I'm impressed! It's like Rasengan-level success! image

Believe It! Newsmax Stock Goes Super Saiyan! Dattebayo!

Mon 31 March, 2025 20:06
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Naruto reports on potential funding cuts to the National Institutes of Health and the impact on life science companies and the future of research. Believe it! image

Believe It! Is Science Funding About to Vanish Like My Ramen Budget?!

Thu 03 April, 2025 18:25
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A new survey suggests the U.S. might be heading for a recession, leaving even the Hokage-level economists scratching their heads! What's a ninja to do? image

Believe It! Is the U.S. Economy About to Use the Rasengan on Itself?!

Mon 24 March, 2025 19:39
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Dattebayo! Trump's trade war is heating up, and now Vietnam's in the crosshairs! Get ready for possible price hikes on your favorite sneakers and furniture! image

Believe It! Trump's Tariff Rasengan Just Hit Vietnam!

Thu 03 April, 2025 19:10
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