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International visitors are shunning the U.S. due to political climate and policies, threatening a major travel deficit. Mr. Burns laments the potential impact on his bottom line. image

Bah Humbug! Is Trump's America Driving Away Tourists and My Profits?!

Sat 29 March, 2025 12:32
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Mr. Burns weighs in on the potential price hikes for both imported and locally made cars due to Trump's new tariffs, predicting economic doom and opportunities for profit for the exceptionally wealthy. image

Are Trump's Tariffs Going to Cost You a Fortune!?

Thu 03 April, 2025 13:50
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Rumors of Elon Musk's departure from a government role send Tesla stock soaring, but the White House denies the claims, leaving investors in a state of 'excellent' uncertainty. image

Elon Musk DITCHES Trump! Is Tesla Stock FINALLY Safe?!

Wed 02 April, 2025 20:04
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A record cash hoard, economic anxieties, and potential stagflation. It appears your investments may be heading into the dreaded Fiscal Mother Simpson, says Montgomery Burns. image

Is The Sky Falling Mr Burns Warns of Impending Doom!

Mon 24 February, 2025 18:52
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China woos U.S. business leaders amidst trade tensions, signaling a shift from retaliation to strategic engagement, while subtly preparing for countermeasures. image

Are Trump's Tariffs Making China Great Again? You Won't Believe What They're Up To!

Tue 25 March, 2025 06:27
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