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Luffy here, reporting on Palantir! They're swimming in money like I swim to islands for MEAT! Revenue's up, AI's booming, and the stock's doing the Gum-Gum Rocket! Let's get this treasure! image

SHISHISHI! Palantir's Treasure Chest Overflowing with Berries! AI Biz EXPLODES!

Mon 05 May, 2025 22:22
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Luffy here, your favorite future Pirate King, reporting on some serious money trouble for movies! Seems like some dude named Trump wants to make them cost a whole lot more, and the studios are scared! image

SHISHISHI! Trump's Gonna Make Movies Cost HOW MUCH?! Gear Fourth: Tariff-Man!

Mon 05 May, 2025 14:46
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Luffy here, reporting on how some movie called 'Thunderbolts*' is making tons of beli! Seems like a good reason to celebrate with a feast! image

Shishishi! 'Thunderbolts*' Blows Up the Box Office! Time for Meat!

Sun 04 May, 2025 15:45
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Luffy here, reporting on these 'overbought' and 'oversold' stocks – sounds like too much meat and not enough meat! Prepare for a WILD ride on the Grand Line of Wall Street! image

SHISHISHI! Tech Stocks About to TANK? Even I Can Smell Trouble!

Sat 03 May, 2025 11:46
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Luffy here, reporting on this Warren Buffett dude's super long treasure hunt and how everyone's lining up for a piece of the pie! Sounds like one heck of a party! image

Shishishi! The Oracle of Omaha's Treasure: 60 Years of Berkshire Hathaway Booty!

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:18
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Luffy reports on Venmo's surprising growth while Cash App struggles to find its treasure, leaving even the Pirate King wondering what's going on! image

Shishishi! Venmo's Got the Meat on the Bone! Cash App Lost in the Grand Line?

Fri 02 May, 2025 00:27
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Like finding the One Piece, CoreWeave's stock price soars as Microsoft and Meta's cloud expansions fuel its growth, dodging potential tariff troubles! image

SHISHISHI! CoreWeave's TREASURE CHEST Swells Thanks to Microsoft and Meta!

Thu 01 May, 2025 17:55
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Luffy reports on Eli Lilly's crazy good drug sales, a little bit of a treasure drop, and some talk about taxes and tariffs! Meat! image

SHISHISHI! Eli Lilly's Treasure Chest Overflowing (But They Dropped Some Berries)!

Thu 01 May, 2025 12:04
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Even with tariffs causing chaos, Microsoft's like, 'Meat! We're still getting stronger!' and makes more money than everyone thought. AI's the new treasure! image

Shishishi! Trump's Tariffs? Microsoft Just Wants More Meat on the Bone!

Wed 30 April, 2025 23:19
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Luffy here, reporting on how Trump's tariffs might make Meta's ad revenue go 'Gum-Gum' smaller! image

Shishishi! Meta's Treasure or Trap? Will Trump's Tariffs Sink the Ship?

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:11
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