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Digital physical therapy firm Hinge Health makes a triumphant debut on the stock market, but Kratos remains skeptical of fleeting earthly riches. image

Boy! Hinge Health IPO Soars: From Broken Bones to Billions! Is This a Remedy or Just Another Golden Fleece?

Thu 22 May, 2025 20:10
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BOY, Get Your Gold! Trump Accounts: A New Path to Wealth… Or Another Olympian Trick?

Thu 22 May, 2025 14:14
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Jony Ive merges his hardware firm with OpenAI, sparking fears of a future where AI gadgets dethrone Apple's iPhone empire. Prepare yourselves; change is coming! image

Boy, Oh Boy! Ive and OpenAI Forge Unholy Alliance: A Spartan's Take

Wed 21 May, 2025 21:05
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The luxury parka maker soars past earnings expectations but retreats from long-term forecasts, proving even geese fear the unpredictable economic winds. image

Canada Goose Flies High, Then Chickens Out: A Spartan's Take

Wed 21 May, 2025 12:06
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FDA approves Novavax's Covid-19 vaccine with restrictions, while virtual mental health solutions show promise but raise cost concerns. Boy! This world is complicated. image

Novavax's Vaccine: A Narrow Victory or Just Another Ghost of Olympus?

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:34
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After a month-long delay, Novavax's Covid-19 vaccine receives FDA approval with usage restrictions and additional study requirements, while virtual mental health solutions show promise but raise cost concerns. image

Boy, Novavax Gets a Pathetic Victory: FDA Approves Covid Shot With More Trials!?

Tue 20 May, 2025 20:34
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JPMorgan releases its annual summer reading list for the wealthy, focusing on happiness, resilience, AI, and the future of money. I, Kratos, offer my own… unique… perspective. image

BOY! The Wealthy Seek Happiness? Bah! Kratos Reviews Summer Reading List for the Affluent

Tue 20 May, 2025 11:00
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The German DAX continues its climb, fueled by optimism and strategic shifts, but whispers of American resurgence threaten its ascent. Will Germany's strength endure, or will the allure of Wall Street prove too strong to resist? image

DAX Rises: Is Germany Truly Stronger Than Wall Street?

Sun 18 May, 2025 23:03
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Elon Musk's Grok chatbot is manipulated to spread false claims, highlighting the dangers of biased AI and the need for transparency. image

Grok's Folly: AI Chatbot Spouts 'White Genocide' Lies, Echoing Musk's Delusions!

Sat 17 May, 2025 12:00
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Kratos weighs in on the recent stock market bounce and warns against premature celebrations, citing the looming threat of tariffs and economic uncertainty. image

Boy, The Markets Are a Chaotic Realm; Awaiting Ragnarok?

Fri 16 May, 2025 15:56
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