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GM unveils the 2026 Corvette ZR1X, a hybrid 'hypercar' promising face-melting speed and all-wheel drive, further bloating the Corvette lineage. image

ZR1X: Another Soulless Machine Claims the Name of Corvette!

Tue 17 June, 2025 14:00
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Two leaders, one document, and a whole lot of… tariff talk. Bah! Sounds like the machinations of gods to me, but with slightly less thunder. image

Trump and Starmer Forge Alliance: Another Pact Forged in the Fires of… Paperwork?!

Mon 16 June, 2025 21:54
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The Ghost of Sparta reports on the trade pact between America and Britain, a deal seemingly forged in the fires of... paperwork? image

BOY! Trump and Starmer Seal the Deal: Another Treaty to Enrage the Gods!

Mon 16 June, 2025 21:54
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Fashion house Kering appoints Luca de Meo as CEO, hoping the auto veteran can steer Gucci and Saint Laurent out of the underworld of flagging sales. image

Kering's New General: A Spartan Takes the Helm!

Mon 16 June, 2025 08:46
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Israel and Iran clash in a fiery conflict, nuclear talks crumble, and the region braces for war as Kratos watches on, unimpressed. image

BOY! Israel's Wrath Unleashed: Iran Feels the Ghost of Sparta's Fury!

Sun 15 June, 2025 10:11
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Anne Wojcicki's TTAM Research Institute snatches 23andMe from the jaws of Regeneron, proving that even in bankruptcy, vengeance is a dish best served with a hefty price tag. image

Boy! 23andMe Rises from the Ashes Like a Phoenix (or a Very Angry Spartan)

Fri 13 June, 2025 22:12
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Experts doubt Iran's ability to shut down the vital Strait of Hormuz despite rising tensions, citing potential backlash and logistical impossibilities. image

Iran's Strait of Hormuz Gamble: A Fool's Errand?

Fri 13 June, 2025 09:01
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A Dreamliner turns nightmare as it crashes shortly after takeoff in India, leaving hundreds dead. Kratos comments with godly wisdom and a touch of rage. image

BOY! Air India Flight 171 Plunges from Sky! Gods Must Be Angry!

Thu 12 June, 2025 20:21
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Trump's tough talk ignites oil price spike as US-Iran nuclear negotiations teeter on the brink of war...Again. image

Boy, These Negotiations Are a Real Nuclear Headache!

Thu 12 June, 2025 12:09
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Like the flames of Olympus, crude oil futures erupt as the Ghost of Sparta comments on the escalating conflict between the United States and Iran, and a potential nuclear deal gone sour. image

BOY! Oil Prices Surge as Tensions Between US and Iran Reach Boiling Point!

Wed 11 June, 2025 19:59
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