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Google settles with Texas for a staggering $1.4 billion over data privacy violations, proving that even giants can fall before the might of justice (and hefty fines). image

Boy! Google Pays Texas $1.4 Billion: A Ghost's Victory for Privacy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 16:40
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Despite strong first-quarter results from Meta, Alphabet, and Amazon, whispers of an economic downturn are on the wind, threatening to chill the digital advertising market. image

BOY, PREPARE FOR LEAN TIMES: Online Ad Giants Feast Before the Impending Economic Fimbulwinter

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:36
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China's SMIC falters in Q1, missing revenue and profit targets amidst geopolitical tensions and domestic demand. Kratos is not pleased. image

SMIC's Profits Plunge: Boycott Chip Makers, Or Face My WRATH!

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:59
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Andrew Bailey, Governor of the Bank of England, warns of economic uncertainty in the UK despite a new trade agreement with the US, leaving Kratos unimpressed. image

BOY! Economic Uncertainty Grips UK Like Blades of Chaos!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:30
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Danish shipping giant Maersk reports booming profits, but warns U.S.-China trade tariffs could sink global container volumes faster than I sink the gods. image

By Odin's Beard! Maersk's Profits Soar, But Trade Wars Threaten Ragnarok!

Thu 08 May, 2025 07:24
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Cybersecurity giant CrowdStrike sacrifices 500 employees to the AI gods, yet vows to press on, fueled by ambition and a lust for $10 billion in revenue. image

CrowdStrike's AI Purge: 500 Souls to be Reaped, But the Falcon Still Soars!

Wed 07 May, 2025 20:04
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The Semiconductor company AMD shows promising revenue, but export issues trigger analyst conflict, leaving the stock's future uncertain. image

AMD's First Quarter: A Battle of Bulls and Bears – BOY!

Wed 07 May, 2025 11:33
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Kratos reports on the volatile economic landscape, advising investors to prioritize quality over risky ventures, lest they face the wrath of the market gods. image

Boy, These Markets Are Giving Me a Headache: Prudence, Not Panic, is the Only Prescription

Tue 06 May, 2025 19:34
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Ferrari reports a profit surge thanks to fancy customizations, but trembles before the trade winds of a man-child's tariffs. image

Boy! Ferrari's Wallet Swells, Trump's Fury Looms!

Tue 06 May, 2025 11:45
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The Social Security Administration is modernizing access to Social Security numbers with a digital option, raising both hopes and concerns about security and accessibility. image

Boy! The Social Security Administration Embraces the Digital Realm: A Ghost's Take

Mon 05 May, 2025 21:57
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