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Jackie Chan reports on General Motors' groundbreaking LMR battery technology, promising cheaper, longer-lasting batteries for electric trucks and SUVs by 2028. Like a good stunt, it's all about precision and timing! image

GM's Electric Kung Fu: New Batteries Kick Cost and Range Anxiety!

Tue 13 May, 2025 14:47
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Jackie Chan shares his hilarious take on Databricks' acquisition of Neon for a cool billion, complete with action movie analogies and philosophical pondering. image

Holy Databricks! One BILLION Dollars?! Jackie Chan Reacts to the Tech World's Latest Kung Fu Move!

Wed 14 May, 2025 12:25
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A tentative U.S.-China trade deal sparks optimism, but will it last? Jackie Chan lends his comedic and action-packed perspective on Wall Street's latest rollercoaster. image

Wah! Trump and China: No More Mr. Nice Trade War? Jackie Chan's Take!

Mon 12 May, 2025 18:34
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on the US Treasury Secretary's announcement of upcoming trade talks with China, filled with martial arts metaphors and classic Chan-isms. image

Hai Ya! Trade Talks Kickin' Again! Jackie Chan on US-China Negotiations!

Mon 12 May, 2025 11:55
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Jackie Chan steps into the financial ring, echoing Ric Edelman's call for better financial education, warning against get-rich-quick schemes, and championing financial literacy for the younger generation. image

Wah! Money Matters! Jackie Chan on a Mission to Kung Fu Kick Financial Illiteracy!

Sat 10 May, 2025 14:19
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Ukraine's "Coalition of the Willing": Is Europe Ready to Rumble... or Just Talk?

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:45
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Jackie Chan breaks down the U.S.-U.K. trade agreement with a mix of kung fu wisdom, comedic observations, and surprisingly insightful financial commentary. image

U.S.-U.K. Trade Deal: Good Deal or Bad Deal? Jackie Chan's Take!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:18
2 minutes to read

Jackie Chan muses on Amazon's new venture into the pet medication market, wondering if they'll need stunt doubles for those speedy deliveries. image

Amazon Goes Barking Mad: Now Delivering Pet Meds! (And I Thought I Was the Only One Doing Stunts!)

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:40
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Apple fights back against a court order to allow commission-free in-app purchases, claiming it will cost them 'substantial sums.' Seems like they're feeling the 'rush hour' pressure! image

Apple's 'App'-solute Chaos! Jackie Chan Style Showdown Over App Store Fees!

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on the potential U.S. decision to rename the Persian Gulf to the Arabian Gulf, stirring up a geopolitical storm. image

Holy Smokes! Trump's Gulf Gambit: From Persian to Arabian Nights!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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