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President Zelenskyy announces a meeting of the

Ukraine's "Coalition of the Willing": Is Europe Ready to Rumble... or Just Talk?

Fri 09 May, 2025 15:45
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Jackie Chan breaks down the U.S.-U.K. trade agreement with a mix of kung fu wisdom, comedic observations, and surprisingly insightful financial commentary. image

U.S.-U.K. Trade Deal: Good Deal or Bad Deal? Jackie Chan's Take!

Fri 09 May, 2025 01:18
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Jackie Chan muses on Amazon's new venture into the pet medication market, wondering if they'll need stunt doubles for those speedy deliveries. image

Amazon Goes Barking Mad: Now Delivering Pet Meds! (And I Thought I Was the Only One Doing Stunts!)

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:40
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Apple fights back against a court order to allow commission-free in-app purchases, claiming it will cost them 'substantial sums.' Seems like they're feeling the 'rush hour' pressure! image

Apple's 'App'-solute Chaos! Jackie Chan Style Showdown Over App Store Fees!

Thu 08 May, 2025 02:32
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Jackie Chan gives his hilarious take on the potential U.S. decision to rename the Persian Gulf to the Arabian Gulf, stirring up a geopolitical storm. image

Holy Smokes! Trump's Gulf Gambit: From Persian to Arabian Nights!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:56
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Jackie Chan weighs in on SpaceX's FAA approval for increased Starship launches, balancing excitement with environmental concerns and a touch of 'Who Am I?' mystery. image

Good News! More Rockets, More Action? Jackie Chan's Thoughts on SpaceX's Texas Expansion!

Tue 06 May, 2025 21:40
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As Warren Buffett prepares to step down, the question of who will manage Berkshire Hathaway's massive stock portfolio looms large. Will Greg Abel, Todd Combs, or Ted Weschler take the reins, or will Berkshire bring in fresh blood? It's a financial action movie, and the suspense is killing me! image

Buffett's Billions: Who's Gonna Handle the Fortune After the Kung Fu Master of Finance Steps Down?

Tue 06 May, 2025 17:22
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Friedrich Merz's attempt to become German Chancellor hits a snag, proving that even in politics, sometimes you gotta try, try again... and maybe again! image

Holy Smokes! German Chancellor Bid Does a Jackie Chan Stunt - And FAILS!

Tue 06 May, 2025 09:08
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Jackie Chan delivers his signature blend of humor and wisdom as Ford navigates Trump's tariffs, supply chain disruptions, and the ever-evolving automotive landscape. image

Ford's Tariff Tussle: A Kung Fu Master's Take on the Auto Industry's Woes!

Mon 05 May, 2025 20:25
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Jackie Chan weighs in on JPMorgan's upgrade of Wendy's stock, finding the humor and opportunity in the fast-food chain's potential comeback. image

Wendy's Stock: From 'Who Am I?' to 'I Am Jackie Chan!' According to JPMorgan

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:09
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