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YouTube is rolling out an AI tool called 'Peak Points' that uses Google's Gemini to target ads during moments of high viewer engagement, promising more impressions but potentially more annoyances, says the guy who's seen a few things. image

YouTube's New AI 'Peak Points': More Ads Than a Covenant Invasion?

Wed 14 May, 2025 21:30
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Morgan Stanley predicts Alibaba's stock could surge due to rising AI demand, but I've faced bigger threats than market fluctuations. image

Alibaba's AI Gambit: Wake Me When They Need Me

Wed 14 May, 2025 16:26
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Master Chief weighs in on the U.S.-Ukraine minerals deal, geopolitical maneuvering, and whether Canada will ever become the 51st state. Spoiler alert: Cortana says 'Never say never.' image

Wake Me When You Need Me: U.S. Snags Minerals Deal with Ukraine, More 'Minerals for Muscle' on the Horizon?

Wed 14 May, 2025 11:13
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Master Chief reports on Trump's latest executive order aiming to slash drug costs, questioning its effectiveness and likelihood of success with a healthy dose of UNSC-grade skepticism. image

Trump's Rx for Drug Prices: More Like a Plasma Grenade?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:54
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Master Chief reports on Trump's renewed 'most favored nation' policy, questioning if it's the right weapon against soaring drug costs or just another plasma grenade bouncing back. image

Trump's Prescription: A Shotgun Approach to Drug Prices... or Did He Just Pick Up the Wrong Weapon?

Mon 12 May, 2025 13:44
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Pope Leo XIV signals a focus on social justice and workers' rights in the age of AI, echoing past pontiffs while facing new technological challenges. image

New Pope vs. The Machines: AI's Got the Church in Its Sights!

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:25
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Former Waste Management CEO David Steiner takes the reins at USPS, hoping to turn around the struggling agency after a massive loss, leaving his position at FedEx. image

New Postmaster General: Can He Deliver...The Package?

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:22
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Trump's aluminum tariffs are reshaping global trade and inflating costs, but failing to revive US production due to high electricity prices. Sounds like someone needs a new strategy, Chief. image

Wake Me When Aluminum Tariffs Matter: A Spartan's Take

Fri 09 May, 2025 05:31
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The former President Trump lays down the law on trade agreements, setting a 10% tariff floor for countries seeking deals with the U.S., but the Master Chief has a few words on the matter. image

Trump's Tariff Ultimatum: 10% or Face the Wrath of the Chief!

Thu 08 May, 2025 15:57
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The EU plans to ditch Russian gas by 2027, sparking outrage among Eastern European allies. Is it a strategic masterstroke or a plasma grenade to their own economies? This Spartan has some thoughts. image

EU's Energy Gambit: Economic Suicide or Bold Move? Master Chief Weighs In!

Thu 08 May, 2025 06:05
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