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Geralt of Rivia reports on Toyota's forecast of a 21% profit decline, blaming Trump's tariffs, a strong yen, and rising material costs. Sounds like a monster contract gone wrong. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Plenty... of Yen! Toyota's Profit Troubles

Thu 08 May, 2025 05:45
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Geralt of Rivia reports on AMD's CEO Lisa Su as she balances US chip export controls with the lure of the Chinese market. Tariff troubles and AI ambitions abound, but will the Witcher's medallion tingle with signs of trouble? image

Toss a Chip to Your Witcher: AMD Navigates China's Murky Waters!

Wed 07 May, 2025 16:28
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A grim report on the declining US exports, trade wars, and the potential impact on small businesses and retailers, seen through the weary eyes of a Witcher. image

Medallion's on the Line: Trade Wars and Empty Docks!

Tue 06 May, 2025 12:02
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Waymo and Magna double down on robotaxi production in Arizona, aiming for world domination one driverless ride at a time. Roach better watch her flank. image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Robotaxis Rising! Are We Trading Roach for a Ride?

Mon 05 May, 2025 19:50
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Digital physical therapy startup Hinge Health, once embracing a 'cockroach' survival mentality, now faces the ultimate test as it braves a volatile market for its IPO. image

Hinge Health's Cockroach Strategy: From Grimy Mascot to IPO Gamble – Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, IPO's Risky!

Mon 05 May, 2025 12:00
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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, ending an era and sparking speculation about the future of the $1.2 trillion conglomerate. image

Buffett Passes the Torch: Is Abel Ready to Lead Berkshire into the Unknown?

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:26
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Geralt of Rivia reports on how Trump's trade policies are impacting tech companies like Apple, Amazon, and others, while consumer sentiment takes a nosedive, signaling potential economic storms ahead. image

Tariffs and Tribulations: Trump's Trade Wars Plague Tech Giants and Beyond - Toss a Coin to Your Economist!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:45
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the new 401(k) 'super funding' opportunity for older investors, offering a sardonic take on saving for retirement in a monster-filled world. image

Toss a Coin to Your 401(k): Witcher's Guide to Retirement Gold in 2025

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:04
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Reddit's first quarter earnings exceeded expectations, but executives are wary of economic headwinds and Google search turmoil. A Witcher's take on internet coin. image

Reddit's Coin Toss: Fortune Favors the Bold, But Even GERALT Gets Bumps

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:12
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A Witcher's take on the IRS's view of gold ETFs as 'collectibles' and the 28% tax implications, because even monster slayers need to pay their dues. image

Geralt's Guide to Gold: Taxes, Trade Wars, and the Witcher's Winnings

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:24
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