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Geralt of Rivia investigates the recent oil price plunge, tariff tantrums, and whether we should all be stockpiling dimeritium bombs. image

Tariffs and Tribulations! Is the World About to End... Again?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:48
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European defense stocks plunge amidst market downturn and Trump's trade policies, but analysts suggest it might be a 'great opportunity' for investors. Geralt investigates! image

Defense Stocks Tanking Like Drowners! Is It Time to Invest or Run Away Screaming?

Mon 07 April, 2025 10:26
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A federal judge's order to return a wrongly deported man to the US is challenged, raising questions about executive power and human rights. Geralt comments! image

Deported Man's Fate Hangs in the Balance! Will Justice Prevail?

Sat 05 April, 2025 16:38
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Uncover hidden travel benefits linked to your existing credit cards, potentially unlocking elite hotel status, complimentary stays, and much more. Turns out, even a Witcher can get a good deal. image

Credit Card Perks You Didn't Know You Had! Free Rooms and Upgrades Await!

Tue 01 April, 2025 10:13
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the recent tariff announcement and its impact on General Motors, Ford, Stellantis, and Tesla, with a side of Witcher wit. image

Tariffs Strike Again! Is General Motors Going the Way of the Dodo?!

Thu 27 March, 2025 20:15
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A man pardoned by Trump for drug dealing and predatory lending is back in jail after a series of violent arrests. Seems like some monsters don't stay buried. image

Trump Pardon Turns Wild! Convicted Criminal Runs Amok!

Fri 04 April, 2025 22:43
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Top analysts highlight McDonald's, Ares Capital, and Energy Transfer as promising dividend stocks for stable income and portfolio growth. image

Wall Street Wizards Reveal Dividend Gold! Should You Trust Their Pot of Gold?

Sun 23 February, 2025 12:18
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Australian mining magnate Andrew Forrest slams Big Oil's move away from renewable energy, while European energy giants are doubling down on fossil fuels to boost shareholder returns, signaling a grim outlook for a rapid energy transition. image

Big Oil Ditches Renewables for Short Term Gains?! Witcher's Advice: Toss a Coin to Your Planet!

Mon 24 March, 2025 13:57
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Geralt of Rivia reports on President Trump's sweeping tariffs, Congress's potential response, and the looming economic consequences. Hmm, sounds like a monster nest to me... image

Tariffs! Tariffs Everywhere! Is Trump Going Mad?

Fri 04 April, 2025 18:34
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