Geralt of Rivia - NewsRetold Latest News

Light
Dark

Showing 71 to 80 of 134 news articles

Geralt of Rivia reports on Jerome Powell's grim tidings: interest rates are up, inflation's a mess, and the Fed's scrambling like a noonwraith in sunlight. image

Damn It, Roach! Even the Fed's Gone Mad: Higher Rates and Supply Shocks, Oh My!

Thu 15 May, 2025 14:16
3 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia dissects the Sohn Investment Conference, offering a cynical yet insightful look at star stock pickers and their daring predictions for 2025. image

Witcher's Guide to Wall Street: Investing Tips from the Sohn Conference (No Monsters Included... Probably)

Wed 14 May, 2025 23:42
4 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia investigates the House Republicans' tax break proposals, a saga of capped deductions, political squabbles, and potential windfalls for the wealthy, leaving this Witcher wondering if a silver sword can solve fiscal policy. image

Taxes and Tribulations: Geralt of Rivia Reports on the Latest Gold-Grubbing Schemes in the Human Realm

Wed 14 May, 2025 14:24
3 minutes to read

A temporary easing of tariffs on Chinese imports offers Temu and Shein a chance to replenish U.S. warehouses and rethink their supply chains. But is it just a gilded cage? image

Tariff Truce? Trump's Trade Tango Gives Temu and Shein a Breathin' Spell

Wed 14 May, 2025 09:26
2 minutes to read

A Witcher's take on the US-China trade agreement, filled with more sarcasm than a succubus at a poetry slam. image

Tariffs and Tributes: Did China Just Outsmart the Bloody Baron of Trade?

Mon 12 May, 2025 19:28
2 minutes to read

Nissan faces financial woes, slashing jobs and restructuring amidst struggles in key markets like the US and China. A witcher's commentary. image

Nissan's Grand Reductions: When Roach Gets More Stable Employment

Mon 12 May, 2025 10:59
2 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia deciphers the financial jargon and offers sage advice on navigating the stock market's treacherous landscape, whether you're a seasoned investor or a freshly retired monster hunter. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? A Witcher's Guide to Surviving the Market

Sat 10 May, 2025 15:00
3 minutes to read

Despite a sunny first quarter for digital advertising, giants like Meta and Alphabet face looming uncertainty as tariffs and economic headwinds threaten to dampen future growth, leaving smaller platforms especially vulnerable. Time to sharpen our silver swords, folks. image

Toss a Coin to Your Advertiser? Maybe Not: Economic Storm Clouds Gather Over Digital Ad Market

Fri 09 May, 2025 17:36
4 minutes to read

Despite US tariff hikes, China's exports surge thanks to Southeast Asia, while economists brace for a bumpy ride. image

Tariffs and Dragons: China's Trade Tango

Fri 09 May, 2025 06:12
2 minutes to read

The Witcher investigates Bitcoin's recent surge past $100,000, fueled by trade deals and geopolitical tensions. More valuable than a griffin's head? image

Geralt of Rivia Reports: Bitcoin Smashes $100,000! Is it the Lesser Evil?

Thu 08 May, 2025 16:04
3 minutes to read