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British retailers fear a surge of cheap Chinese imports as U.S. tariffs redirect goods, potentially harming local businesses and creating an 'unfair marketplace'. image

Chinese Goods Invading Britain! Is Your Wallet Safe?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:12
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Bridgewater's Ray Dalio warns of potential economic disaster due to Trump's trade policies, debt, and global conflicts, prompting even this monster hunter to weigh in. image

Recession Looming? Even a Witcher Can Smell the Rotting Economy!

Sun 13 April, 2025 17:49
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Geralt of Rivia, monster hunter and financial analyst (sort of), deciphers Jim Cramer's predictions for the coming week, featuring banks, drugs, and enough White House drama to make a Witcher reach for the nearest bottle of White Gull. image

Cramer's Crystal Ball! Will Trump's Tweets or Netflix's Numbers Rule the Market?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 22:56
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Frontier Airlines' financial woes, demand drops, and uncertain skies ahead. Is this the end of cheap flights? image

Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns! Even a Witcher Couldn't Save Their Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Tesla's recent stock woes amidst tariff turmoil, political drama, and Elon Musk's social media outbursts. image

Tesla Stock Plunges After Tariff Chaos! Is Elon Musk Losing His Mind?

Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the oil market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, proving even Witchers aren't immune to economic woes. image

Tariffs, Trade, and Trouble! Is This the End of Cheap Ale?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the market's wild ride as Trump's tariff threats send pharmaceutical stocks soaring and plummeting, leaving patients in a precarious state. image

Tariffs and Tribulations! Will Trump's Gamble Poison the Pharmaceutical Industry?

Wed 09 April, 2025 19:12
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Jamie Dimon's grim forecast for the US economy, thanks to tariffs and a certain orange-haired leader's… unique approach to trade. image

Recession is Coming! Even the Bloody Bankers are Saying It!

Wed 09 April, 2025 12:55
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the stock market's wild ride, blaming Trump's tariffs and a generally stupid market for the chaos. image

Is the Market Dumber Than a Drowner?! Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc!

Tue 08 April, 2025 22:36
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Zipline's new drone delivery service in Dallas, partnering with Walmart to bring you everything from potions to… ice cream. image

Drones Deliver Ice Cream Now? The End is Nigh!

Tue 08 April, 2025 13:00
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