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Warren Buffett announces Greg Abel as his successor, ending an era and sparking speculation about the future of the $1.2 trillion conglomerate. image

Buffett Passes the Torch: Is Abel Ready to Lead Berkshire into the Unknown?

Sat 03 May, 2025 20:26
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Geralt of Rivia reports on how Trump's trade policies are impacting tech companies like Apple, Amazon, and others, while consumer sentiment takes a nosedive, signaling potential economic storms ahead. image

Tariffs and Tribulations: Trump's Trade Wars Plague Tech Giants and Beyond - Toss a Coin to Your Economist!

Fri 02 May, 2025 16:45
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the new 401(k) 'super funding' opportunity for older investors, offering a sardonic take on saving for retirement in a monster-filled world. image

Toss a Coin to Your 401(k): Witcher's Guide to Retirement Gold in 2025

Fri 02 May, 2025 12:04
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Reddit's first quarter earnings exceeded expectations, but executives are wary of economic headwinds and Google search turmoil. A Witcher's take on internet coin. image

Reddit's Coin Toss: Fortune Favors the Bold, But Even GERALT Gets Bumps

Thu 01 May, 2025 22:12
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A Witcher's take on the IRS's view of gold ETFs as 'collectibles' and the 28% tax implications, because even monster slayers need to pay their dues. image

Geralt's Guide to Gold: Taxes, Trade Wars, and the Witcher's Winnings

Thu 01 May, 2025 14:24
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Lloyds Banking Group's profit dip due to tariffs, higher costs, and the ever-present uncertainty of the modern world. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker: Lloyds' Profits Suffer a Witcher's Curse (of Trump's Tariffs)

Thu 01 May, 2025 09:25
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Reports of Tesla's board seeking Elon Musk's replacement prove premature, as the company denies the Wall Street Journal's claims amidst falling sales and profits. image

Tesla's Electric Shock: Musk Stays Put (For Now), Says 'False!' to CEO Replacement Rumors

Thu 01 May, 2025 08:54
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Amazon plans to spend $4 billion by 2026 to expand rural deliveries, aiming to cut delivery times in half and create jobs. Geralt of Rivia smells a rat...or maybe just late packages. image

Amazon Promises Faster Deliveries to Rural Hovel Dwellers - Geralt of Rivia Investigates

Wed 30 April, 2025 21:17
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Geralt of Rivia reports on GE HealthCare's surprising Q1 success, overshadowed by a slashed annual forecast due to Trump's tariff policies. Can they survive this monster contract? image

Toss a Coin to Your Health...Care Provider? GE HealthCare's Gamble with Trump's Tariffs

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:43
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Geralt of Rivia reports on UBS's Q1 earnings, tariff woes, and the Swiss bank's ongoing battle with regulators, all while dodging drowners and deciphering prophecies. image

Toss a Coin to Your Banker? UBS Navigates Trade Wars and Swiss Intrigue

Wed 30 April, 2025 05:48
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