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Geralt of Rivia reports from the front lines of diplomacy, where Trump and Zelenskyy meet in Rome to discuss peace in Ukraine, amidst tensions and papal tributes. Toss a coin to your Witcher, if you like the read. image

Trump and Zelenskyy's Vatican Powwow: A Witcher's Take on Peace, Politics, and Papal Farewells

Sat 26 April, 2025 12:14
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Geralt of Rivia reports on Meta's Reality Labs layoffs, finding humor and irony in the tech giant's virtual struggles. image

Metaverse Meltdown: Reality Labs Gets Geralt's Silver Sword Treatment!

Thu 24 April, 2025 20:31
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Hedge fund giant Bridgewater Associates warns that Trump's economic policies are paving the road to recession, with potential damage to financial assets and a shift away from U.S. investments. image

Toss a Coin to Your Broker? Trump's Tariffs Trigger Economic Apocalypse, Says Bridgewater!

Thu 24 April, 2025 13:46
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Former South Korean President Moon Jae-in faces bribery charges over his son-in-law's employment at a Thai airline, raising questions of quid pro quo. image

Moon Jae-in Indicted! Did Ex-President Sell Out for Son-in-Law's Job?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:37
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Geralt of Rivia reports on the potential for a US-China trade deal, the controversy surrounding tariffs, and calls for reform in international financial institutions, with a touch of Witcher-esque skepticism. image

Tariffs and Dragons! Will Trump's Trade War End in a Golden Rebalancing?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 15:35
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The European Union slaps Apple and Meta with massive fines for breaching digital competition laws, proving even the biggest monsters can be brought to heel. image

Apple and Meta Busted! EU Wields the Silver Sword of Regulation!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
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Public opinion on Tesla and Elon Musk is turning negative, driven by controversial political stances and alienating potential buyers, while surprisingly, electric vehicles maintain a positive outlook among certain demographics. image

Tesla's Gone Sour Than a Brewed Tawny Owl! Even Musk is In Trouble!

Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
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Trump's renewed attacks on Fed Chair Powell send markets into a tailspin, gold soars, and investors run for cover. Plus, Tesla's woes and a pause in Amazon's data center plans. And the passing of Pope Francis. image

Trump vs Powell! Will the Economy Survive This Brawl?

Tue 22 April, 2025 00:56
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Wall Street analysts are tossing crowns of praise at Netflix after a surprisingly strong first quarter, but is it enough to make me, Geralt of Rivia, invest my hard-earned coin? image

Netflix Stock Soars! Is This the Sign of the Conjunction of Spheres?!

Mon 21 April, 2025 10:57
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Elliott Investment Management takes a significant stake in HPE, eyeing a potential turnaround and increased shareholder value amid market undervaluation and a stalled Juniper Networks acquisition. image

Hewlett Packard Enterprise Stock is a Beast! Elliott's Stake Could Unleash a Witcher's Potion of Profit!

Sat 19 April, 2025 12:03
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